A character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Played by Mike Schatz
Aqua Teen Hunger Force · 785 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force: in 20 of its 785 quotes
Most scenes with: Oglethorpe (19), Master Shake (6), Frylock (5)
(Trying to barbecue melons)
How do want your melon?
Emory, the melon's on fire!
Well of course they're on fire. They're not made to be cooked.
What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes. You don't!
I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend … hah-hah-hah!
I thought the plan was to barbecue with him.
Plans are for fools! When he gets here, we melt him … and laugh … on into the night!
Why don't we just...talk to him and stuff?
Why don't you shut up and let me do what I want for a change?
We are on a top secret mission of world domination!
World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-O!
Hey, is that, like, an important place or something?
[threateningly] Where is it?
[Frylock realizes that the Plutonians are complete idiots and wants to leave.]
Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?
Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!
[Frylock pushes a button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and music plays.]
All right, party time!
Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!
[Frylock pushes another button. Shake appears on the ship.]
Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?
Shake, how did you get in this beam?
Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
You really think we need to blow up their planet?
That's what I said, blow it up! Let's blow it up!
Alright, fine.
[Oglethorpe pushes a button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and music plays again.]
...Did it blow up, man?
[the Plutonians have put Shake in the melting chamber.]
Why isn't he melting? I mean, the beam's supposed to be on.
Well, it's not! I'm looking right at it and it's not on.
Maybe we need the remote.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR, Scheißkopf!
Well, maybe it's 'cause you said "I want all meltings to be taped", even though you never watch 'em!
[Shake accidentally fires off an escape pod holding the Plutonians' remote control]
What in the hell was that?!
That was the, uh...escape pod.
Damn it!
Stop pressing the buttons in there!
This whole ship's a bunch of buttons! And I'm done with this Redbook, I was done with it the minute I saw it. And I'm hungry!
You will eat what we say!
You will eat when we say. That's right.
Yeah, hey Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy [Shake]?
I'm starting to.
And how annoying he was.
Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines!
So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?
...We shall use him for the armies ... of the night!
But I thought the guy down there was going to build an army ... of the night.
Different army dorkface! This army will take over the rest of the galaxy! You see how my mind works? It's like a laser!
You know, I know you from somewere.
He must not know who we are. Quick, paint the Mind Room!
Uh, I'm still not done with the trim on that.
Oh, well son of a … imprison him within the rings!
[Disco light rings come down around Shake.]
You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
[The phone rings. Shake reaches through the rings to answer it.]
Yelloo?
The laser rings!
Look, brother, these ain't nothin but disco lights.
No, the installer said that they were imprison laser rings, and I, I believed him.
Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!
Look, look, settle down, can you just maybe try and replicate some other people, and get an army going and then take over the entire planet.
Or is that not possible.
Well I don't know, I don't think I can replicate others, was that your plan?
Well, one of them. We have many plans.
Well maybe your next plan should be to tell me what the plan is.
Look, settle down. It's all cool.
No. No. Look at me dude. I'm a leaky, disgusting, abomination and I'm not going to do it anymore.
Did they not see us sitting here?
No, I'm sure it'll come to them.
(On the ship)
Oh, damn it!
What?
That was that man, the fry-man!
So, what are we gonna do with the prisoner?
We shall ask the mighty Orbnauticus.
[A disco ball comes down from the ceiling.]
Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
Frylock He's dead.
IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!
Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.
And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.
You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.
Or his batteries could've just run out.
AHH! The Remonster is dead, now and forever! [Frylock unplugs the cable, causing the TV to display only static] The TV is dead! Death! We are surrounded by it!
We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time, through the Fargate......... to get FREE CABLE!
I think it's a st- Star...gate....
It's the Fargate! "F"! It's different from that movie that I've never seen, so how would I copy it?
Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on!
I just want to make sure that we are clear it's the Fargate! "Goes far", get it? And there it is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie!
But.... it sure was a good movie.....
Yeah, yes it was...
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