Dr. Weird quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Well uh... Unleash the machanical frog! (The door opens revealing a huge robot frog.

Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare!

Uh, Dr. Weird —

Behold...

I thought that grant was for somewhat to cure diseases, and ….

The grant?! What is that?!

Dyuhhh ….

Shut up. Behold! The Rabbot! [The door lifts up and reveals Dr. Weird's monstrous fifty-foot Rabbot]

But, Dr. Weird —

Now bring me my large French perfume and spray him in the eyes, because that's how it happened to me! [The Rabbot's face is sprayed with a giant bottle of French perfume] Now you feel pretty, don't you? Wa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! [The Rabbot hops out the door and toward the lab wall] The Rabbot! My creation! [The Rabbot smashes through the lab wall and Steve jumps out from behind his hiding spot behind the desk.]

What has science doooone?

Gentlemen! I have created... this thing!

What is it?

I don't know. Stand over here.

Uh, you mean right here? (gets catapulted by a rainbow into the sky)

It WORKS! I am one can short of a six pack! Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Gentlemen, behold: Mothmonst- (Mothmonsterman flies off) Oh no! Mothmonsterman, no! Come back!

He has escaped.

Yes, through the hole. [slips and falls] My banana!

Gentlemen, be-

Uhh, you know, you can just call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.

Right?

MY MIND!

Gentlemen, behold! My beautiful fiancée!

Uh, I think that's a giant spider.

You're right! I've been betrayed! Run!

Gentleman, behold. My time space contin- [freezes]

What? [long pause] Uhhh....Dr. Weird? [pushes over Dr. Weird, and he explodes] See you later have a good weekend!

Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, all the way to Phoenix!

Wow. Uh, what's in Phoenix?

Why, it's your mama, Steve! Get the axe!

(his head has shrunk and speaking in a high pitch voice) GENTLEMEN! TURN IT ON!

Okay. (pushes a button to pump Dr Weird's head)

Gentleman! Who stole my hairairium?!

Y-Your what?

My hair helmet!

Oh, well. That's right there. On your head.

Oh....BULLSHIT!

Uhh, Yeah. Six inch on wheat. Umm, No mayo. Uhh, hang on. Dr. Weird?

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! [Dr. Weird's ass pulls in more of his arm] It hungers, for more! [Dr. Weird's ass eats him.]

Uhh, yeah. Just the one hoagie.