Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!
“PDA” · Season 1
In this episode: Frylock (6), Master Shake (5), Meatwad (5)
Look Shake, people usually get a PDA when they have a job, and friends, and a life!
Look, you, you, you happen to have no idea what I do for a living do you?
You're damn right I don't! I saw you boil a hot dog today. Did you get paid for that?!
Because I don't have access to my scheduling book, because my PDA's gone!
Wha, oh come on! We're lookin' for my thing, together, we're like buds, it's cool. Hey, you fly. You go, why don't you go check the gutters.
But, why would it be up in the gutters, Shake?
That's where your DVD burner ended up, when it decided not to work.
Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there!
Well, that's the last place I remember chucking it.
[Frylock flies to the roof.]
[yelling] Hey! Dammit! You did throw my DVD burner up here!
I have some parents, Frylock?
Hell no, you don't have any damn parents!
CCaptain
This is your captain speaking and welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just wanna let you all know I'm a convicted sex offender.
Tar, well, I tell ya if I wanna smell like a shingle, I go get my frisbee and my tanktop and my Captain EO out of the gutter.
There ain't nothin' down here but tar and a condom wrapper! This is gross!
CCaptain
All right, and I'm back, ladies and gentlemen. They won't be bothering us anymore. I chased them off with my nudity...does that arouse anyone down there, or...
What does that mean?
It means that we're gonna get off this boat right now.
CCaptain
Okay, and we've docked...and I feel a little sexy.
CCaptain
Who down there wants to meet the captain? And feel sexy with him.
Oooh, I do, I wanna meet the captain!
No, you don't.
Ah, jee whiz! This is the greatest gift I ever got in my life that I never wanted ever!
RRomulox
Oh, I didn't see your knock-offs there, nice. Are you goin' for the ironic look, or the look-I-don't-have-any-money look?
I don't know, which one would you do?
What's wrong with your elbow?
RRomulox
Oh, you didn't get that surgery. I'm sorry.
We don't have insurance.
RRomulox
Only two people have the easy-flow elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.
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