“Love Mummy” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

Shake? [Yelling Continues] Shake! Turn those damn monster movies down-- [Notices nobody in the living room] Shake?

Master Shake

Who's watching my TV? Because I...

I bought the damn TV!

Frylock

Will you two shut up and listen? [Yelling Continues] It sounds like it's coming from the floor.

Master Shake

[beats the floor with a broomstick] Will you SHUT UP?! You hear me?! It's three o'clock in the morning and I need to sleep! [Frylock knocks him out with chloroform]

Hey, can I have some of that?

Frylock

Just go to sleep and we'll deal with it in the morning.

Yeah sure, I'll just go to sleep and tomorrow morning I'm gonna call me a social worker. [Frylock prepares a dose of chloroform] And tell him I'm in unfit living conditions and the city will be over here so fast tha-- oh. [Knocked out by chloroform]

No, here's a better idea: Hell no.

Why does he get a lobster?

Frylock

'Cause he's the mummy, damn it! Now shut up!

Master Shake

Do you know what time it is, huh? It's 2:30 in the afternoon, and people are trying to sleep. [Notices the mummy] Whose mummy?

Frylock

I found it in the crawlspace.

Master Shake

So you were the one doing all the moaning when I was trying to sleep, huh?

Master Shake

Shake, you don't wanna piss him off. He has the power to curse you.

Do it, Shake. Piss him off.

Master Shake

I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want, and no mummy— you hear me, Band-Aid...

Here it comes.

Master Shake

No mummy is gonna tell me what to do.

Curse! Curse!! CURSE!!!

Oh, damn.

Master Shake

You done? We all done...

CURSE!!!

Master Shake

Now are you done?

Yes.

Master Shake

Cause I'm done listening to you. I got a curse for you. It's called, "tomorrow morning, your ass is outta here." I'm going back to bed!

Curse.

Master Shake

I heard it already! I know! It's a friggin' curse!

Frylock

Shake, I think he may have cursed you.

Master Shake

(sarcastically) Oh, je-ya think? Cuz, I mean, he only said it about a thousand times!

Frylock

(reading) "The curse of the mummy is just a figure of speech. Vomiting locusts for a thousand years is just an old wives tale. The real curse of the mummy is that he is completely socially inept, devoid of all manners, gold-digging, manipulative, and a selfish brat. Don't ever wake him unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. Thank you for buying Mummies for Dummies.

[Wearing the Mummy's Hat] I'm the King! King Carl!

[Yelling in the Background]

[Mimicing Egyptian Music] Da da da da daaa, you know I'm your ruler!

CURSE! CUUURSE!

Huh hun huh hee, yeah [Mummy continuing to yell] SHUT UP!