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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2

“Super Birthday Snake” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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“Super Birthday Snake” · Season 2

In this episode: Meatwad (4), Frylock (4), Master Shake (3), Carl (3)

Meatwad, can you hear me?

Meatwad [slurred]: You give me another beer. I'm 21!

Oh, great, he's drunk!

I'm not drunk! You're the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin' about it?!

Yeah, I'll do somethin' about it! How about THAT?! [kicks Meatwad]

Ow!

Ya like that?

Do that to my face! What, you scared?! [gets kicked] Ow! You did it again!

[Meatwad is repeatedly kicked until the snake faces Shake]

You son bitch!

This is stupid. Let's kick him out of here. [kicks Meatwad a couple more times, then turns to the snake] What are you lookin' at?

(Master Shake and Meatwad inside the snake)

Oh God, it smells like a Brewery in here!

(slurred) Yeah just keep shoutin' you stupid.

Frylock, blow his head off!

Do not kill him, he is a friend of mine. How'd you like to deal with me?

Oh will you shut up you drunk?!

What you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide.

SHUT UP!

I make that decision.

Oh my God...

That decision is mine and God's.

Will ya listen to yourself?

Roger that...

Now look...

...and I'm not. I change...I ain't make that decision.

Do not listen to Meatwad!

That wasn't a decision that was made here.

Yeah, I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now, but... you let go, okay? Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to: someone else.

If only we wouldn't have gotten him that pet.

Don't–

I mean, he would have been here today.

Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it-it kinda was your fault, but... but, hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not.

I appreciate it, Carl. I really do.

Is this a cemetery? This is a construction site, isn't it?

[Carl is at Frylock's door. Carl hands Frylock a Fruit Roll-Up]

Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... but I didn't.

Mmm, thanks.

I was gonna yell my brains out at ya but, because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise?

Carl, Carl, Carl. [chuckles] Why don't you mind your own damn business before I carve you up like a Christmas goose? You wanna taste of what I did to that snake? 'Cause I'll do it to you, too!

Fryman. Man. You changed. [Frylock stabs Carl]

Aw, for the better?

[Frylock dumps Carl's body in a dumpster]

[chuckles darkly] There goes the neighborhood.

You killed us! I told you not to do it and you did it... anyways.

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No I didn't!

Yes, you did

No, I didn't!

Yes! you did!

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

Yes! you did!

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

...yeah, you did.

No, I didn't!

Yeah! You did!

No, I didn't!

You did!

No, really, I didn't!

Yes, you did

No, I didn't!

Yes! You did!

No, I did not!

Wait! Did you just say that you did?

He did?

What, did he say that he did?

No, I said I didn't.

...cause you did!

No, I didn't!

Did, too.

Didn't!

Did.

Didn't!

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

Watch the fire. Over there. You're gonna burn yourself.

Oh, thank you. ...but you did!

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

You so friggin' did!

No, I didn't!

Of course you did!

No, I did not!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

Well, yeah, you did.

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

No!

Yes, you did!

No, I didn't!

You did!

No, I didn't!

You friggin' did!

No!

Yes, you did!

No really, I didn't!

Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did!

Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program. And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do. And that is to tell you what to do. And you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!

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