Oglethorpe quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Oglethorpe

Hey, hey, what is with all this interrogation? Let's toss the frisbee...over there [Points to the melting chamber]...WHERE WE WILL MELT YOU INTO FLUID! [begins stomping on the frisbee]

Oglethorpe

NOW, WHERE'S THAT DAMN REMOTE?!?!

Oglethorpe

Look at it [the Earth] out there. Orbiting like it's so cool.

Oglethorpe

Put back my eyes so that I might furrow my brow, und express the anger I am feeling!

How do want your melon?

Emory, the melon's on fire!

Well of course they're on fire. They're not made to be cooked.

Oglethorpe

What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes. You don't!

Oglethorpe

I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend … hah-hah-hah!

I thought the plan was to barbecue with him.

Oglethorpe

Plans are for fools! When he gets here, we melt him … and laugh … on into the night!

Why don't we just...talk to him and stuff?

Oglethorpe

Why don't you shut up and let me do what I want for a change?

Oglethorpe

We are on a top secret mission of world domination!

Frylock

World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-O!

Hey, is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe

[threateningly] Where is it?

Frylock

Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

Oglethorpe

Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!

All right, party time!

Oglethorpe

Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

Shake

Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?

Frylock

Shake, how did you get in this beam?

Shake

Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

Oglethorpe

You might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet!

Master Shake

Oh, go ahead, I'm not there, ah, it's fine.

You really think we need to blow up their planet?

Oglethorpe

That's what I said, blow it up! Let's blow it up!

Alright, fine.

...Did it blow up, man?

Why isn't he melting? I mean, the beam's supposed to be on.

Oglethorpe

Well, it's not! I'm looking right at it and it's not on.

Maybe we need the remote.

Oglethorpe

Well, maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR, Scheißkopf!

Well, maybe it's 'cause you said "I want all meltings to be taped", even though you never watch 'em!

Oglethorpe

What in the hell was that?!

That was the, uh...escape pod.

Oglethorpe

Damn it!

Oglethorpe

Stop pressing the buttons in there!

Shake

This whole ship's a bunch of buttons! And I'm done with this Redbook, I was done with it the minute I saw it. And I'm hungry!

Oglethorpe

You will eat what we say!

You will eat when we say. That's right.

Oglethorpe

Oh, look over there! One hundred dollars! On the wing of the ship!

Shake

[Shoves Oglethorpe out of the way] Oh, that's mine! I dropped it! Now where is it again?

Oglethorpe

Right there. Do you see it? It's there.

Shake

Why, this could be very dangerous. I...I should go.

Oglethorpe

Oh, would you? Please save us...from all the money.

Shake

Shake to ship! I'm still not seeing it!

Oglethorpe

Oh, you can't see it? Well, let me turn on the light for you!

Shake

Wait! Jackass!

Yeah, hey Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy [Shake]?

Oglethorpe

I'm starting to.

And how annoying he was.

Oglethorpe

Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines!

So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?

...We shall use him for the armies ... of the night!

But I thought the guy down there was going to build an army ... of the night.

Oglethorpe

Different army dorkface! This army will take over the rest of the galaxy! You see how my mind works? It's like a laser!

Shake

You know, I know you from somewere.

Oglethorpe

He must not know who we are. Quick, paint the Mind Room!

Uh, I'm still not done with the trim on that.