Cybernetic Ghost quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Cybernetic Ghost

Now in the future, the past has occurred.

You're the Ghost of Christmas Past...right?

Cybernetic Ghost

That is correct.

Okay, well... I mean, you know that it's February...right?

Cybernetic Ghost

[pause] I am a robot.

Well, you know, obviously. What are you, stupid?

Cybernetic Ghost

[stutters] I will see you in December, tomorrow!

Okay, whatever there, just lock your door on the way-

Cybernetic Ghost

[breaks through the wall] Do what?

Nevermind, just leave!

[opening his present] Oh boy, oh boy, I hope this is a new mommy!

Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it, ya little creep, we gotta be at work in an hour.

What is this, da– is this carpet, daddy?

Carpet? No. It's berber; that's an industry term.

Hey, it's like a flyin' magic carpet here! Look at this, I'm flyin' around in Egyptland!

[cuts Carl off] Yeah, that's cute. Don't get too attached there, Aladdin, 'cause its about to be magic flyin' dinner.

[looking worried] Y-you can't eat carpet... Silly Daddy.

No, of course you can't, like that. You gotta boil it, so the glue gets soft, ya know.:[looks at his watch] Oh jeez, look at the time!

But it's Christmas, Daddy!

You're not getting out of this! Put on your work boots and your respirator! I pulled a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8-year-old!

[crying and muttering to himself] Don't make me go! I don't wanna make insulation!

C'MON, WE'RE LATE!!!!

OH GOD!

Cybernetic Ghost

You remember that Christmas, don't you?

Yeah, well, you know, I remember eating carpet. Not so much the, uh, lasers and the robots.

Cybernetic Ghost

And that is where babies come from... for machines.

Boy, that's some story. That... kinda is different from what I been told about people loving each other... and, you know, physically...

Cybernetic Ghost

No! That is very wrong! You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange.

Frylock

Wait, wait... who unionized?

Cybernetic Ghost

Wouldn't you like to know? Probably yo mama.

Man, it makes me sad they had to open their gifts in front of an ape and they were all made out of doodoo. What kinda Christmas is that?!

Frylock

It's okay Meatwad. This is all a bunch of bull.

Cybernetic Ghost

You don't believe?

Frylock

Believe what? That you're a ghost and Santa Claus is an ape? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever–

Cybernetic Ghost

Was an ape. Now he is a machine!

I left cookies and a glass of milk FOR A MACHINE?!!

Cybernetic Ghost

No man, he's an ape. [They look at him questioningly] I mean, wait he is a machine! You were trying to mess me up on purpose!

Frylock

But I thought everyone back then was undeveloped? Couldn't make machines with their crinkled hands.

Cybernetic Ghost

Well the elves came from the red planet, and there was much defecation.

Frylock

Yeah, yeah, you mentioned that. How long ago did you say this was?

Cybernetic Ghost

[Fog rolls in] Thousands of years ago-

Frylock

Oh shut up! You still haven't explained why the pool is filled with elf blood!

Cybernetic Ghost

I told you earlier, it was the Great Circuiting.

Frylock

You didn't mention no "Great Circuiting".

Cybernetic Ghost

Oh, I didn't? [pause] Thousands of years ago...

Master Shake

I hate to be a buzz kill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off.

All right, fine, we'll do that.

And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless ….

Cybernetic Ghost

Unless Carl pays tribute to the Elfin Elders in space.

I'll do it. What do I do?

Cybernetic Ghost

You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.

Okay … how much?

Cybernetic Ghost

Sexually.

… wonderful.

What did you say your name was again?

Danzig, mother fucker! I got a question: can you make the blood flow up the walls?

Lemme go talk to my blood guy over here.

Cybernetic Ghost

I don't see why not.

That's elf blood, too. That ain't cheap--

How much you want?

Oh, I dunno...a million?

Killer. Draft the check tomorrow.

You're serious--THANK YOU GOD!!

Now look, you listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fuckin' house, and now he's fucking gone! If you see that mother--

Master Shake

Oh, don't worry, we'll tell you!

You fucking better. If I find out he's over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your fuckin' skull! Verstandlich?!! [Glenn walks away]

Master Shake

Ok. So... thank you

[To Cybernetic Ghost] Hey you come out now. He's gone.

Cybernetic Ghost

(about Danzig) I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.

Master Shake

You make our house bleed right now!

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver-

Here will work just fine, thank you.

Cybernetic Ghost

Here.

Err

And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!

Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.

Err

[to Cybernetic Ghost] You tell another story!

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids...

Err

[inhales] Smooth and mentholly.

Who's got a rad name?

Cybernetic Ghost

Giglioranasoniphonican.

Wisdom Cube

Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.

Cybernetic Ghost

Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!

Err

Bon Scott.

Major Shake

No...that sucks.

Err

Banner Thomas.

Major Shake

The Evil Gang of 11.

Wisdom Cube

Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!

Mothmonsterman

How about the Midnighters?

Major Shake

Illin...the Illin Villains.

Mothmonsterman

You know, we're out at night...

How about Got Villains?

Mothmonsterman

Nasty Midnighters.

Monday Tuesday Wednesday-

Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...

Typical. Robots.

Err

I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.