Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

[listening to Bach] Yeah, now listen to that beat. Now that's a kickin' glissando!

Frylock

(reading) "The curse of the mummy is just a figure of speech. Vomiting locusts for a thousand years is just an old wives tale. The real curse of the mummy is that he is completely socially inept, devoid of all manners, gold-digging, manipulative, and a selfish brat. Don't ever wake him unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. Thank you for buying Mummies for Dummies.

Frylock

There ain't nothin' down here but tar and a condom wrapper! This is gross!

Frylock

Wow, you know that's really, amazingly lame.

Frylock

Well I'm just glad that you finally learned some responsibility. [goes outside and sees dozens of extension cords hooked up to Carl's house] In the most ass way possible.

Frylock

Is this what he told you or...how you heard it?

Frylock

Wow, he really did write all that. What an asshole.

Frylock

You're liquified, bitch!

Frylock

Well, fuck me runnin'.

Frylock

Apparently, Carl, when you bought that medium drink, you entered a binding contract that enables them to rip off your dick.

Frylock

This is literally a pyramid sheme.

Frylock

[last lines] I didn't ask you.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?!

Master Shake

Good morning, Carl. How's it goin'?

Oh yeah, good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's goin'. Look at my frickin' car. It is crushed...to bajesus and back.

Master Shake

Have you gotten any estimates?

Ah, for the love of--I just found it this way.

Master Shake

Carl...

I just walked out here, for frickin' sake!

Master Shake

Hey Carl, its okay...it's cool man, I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think...meteors did it! That'll be $20.

Frylock

Hey, Carl.

Great, we got the Fryman up here.

Master Shake

I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?

Frylock

I live here.

Master Shake

Well, quit hovering. I am the leader!

Frylock

Man, your car is messed up! How are you going to get to work, Carl?

I work out of the home.

Master Shake

Frylock, send Carl to work, then we shall solve this mystery and make $20.

I work out of the home. Do not point that fry thing at me.

Master Shake

Quickly, Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work?

I done told ya, I work out of the home! Now stop with the Freak Beam!

Master Shake

Send Carl to the home then!

Frylock

To the home!

STAY OUT OF MY POOL!! [Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof] Ow, my hip!

Master Shake

Okay, that'll be $20.

Frylock

So, what now, Shake?

Master Shake

We shall solve the mystery from Carl's pool!

: OH, NO, DON'T GOT TO MY POOL!!!

Master Shake

Goin' to the bank!

Frylock

This is a fun pool. I do like splashing.

Master Shake

Yes, playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky. I command it.

Frylock

[sarcasm] Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

Master Shake

Seriously, I do command it

Frylock

I wonder who killed Carl's car.

Master Shake

A car cannot be "killed"! It was murdered by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive. JEALOUSY is the motivation!

Frylock

The scent seems to be coming from that mall

Master Shake

I know!

All right! I want some jeans!

Master Shake

(pushes past him) I'M the one who wants some jeans!

Master Shake

Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab.

Frylock

I need to go back to the lab.

Master Shake

God! That'll take a thousand hours!