Carl quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

So maybe you be a good person to ask who wrote The Moon Rulez #1, on my car, with a key!

[Effortlessly dodging the Mooninites' shot] Nice shot there, Brick Out. [Unbeknownst to Carl, the shot rebounds off his house and back towards him] Now I want you jokers out of this- [The shot hits Carl and he phases out as he is transported to the moon] OH GOD! MY BACK! WHOOOAAAA...

Oh, sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard. But it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep!

You two-timin' bitch!

Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat.

Wait a second...is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams! That was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they were playing Urgent. Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and...covered in vomit.

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

612 Wharf Avenue? I know where that is, that's the, uh, abandoned warehouse next to Melon Shakers...th-the Gentlemen's Club.

Look, I don't work my ass off for twenty hours a week so I can throw my money away, that's wasteful! These bills are strictly for me to kiss...and slip in some stripper's underwear, so come on!

[appears on a monitor] Hello there, Internet Cyberville. Hey, if your watching this right now, I'm running outta oxygen and I seriously need to get to my bathroom, WHICH IS CURRENTLY BEING BLOCKED BY SOME STUPID ASS HIT-THE-MONKEY THING! [pop-up falls on Carl's fingers cutting them] Oh god!

(after finding his swimming pool filled with blood) It looks like someone wrung a herd of cows through a juicer or something!

Hey who's your dead friend? He's dead.

Oh what? You're leavin'? What are you doin'?! You haven't even urinated on all of my house yet!

Hey, there's a broad-there's a broad right the-Hey! Yeah you, dingbat! I wanna pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and, uh, let's start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin'. You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be fartin' blood over here.

Okay, have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ease off the pedal there, Jeff Gordon. I am keeping the graphics.