CCarl
Oh, sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard. But it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep!
“Balloonenstein” · Season 1
In this episode: Master Shake (6), Meatwad (6), Frylock (6), Carl (3), Schoolly D (1)
Grab my potatoes, Carl!
CCarl
Sure, why not?
The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so… it’s in the dryer!
Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, so let's go get it. [saying as he gets into the dryer] Now remember, I like it spicy!
Ha ha ha! So stupid!
Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?
Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!
Ooh. Damn! What dimension was that? Carl, your hands!
CCarl
Yeah, I know, I see 'em; they're very big. Well, it was fun. I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.
Shake, where is my popsicle?
Please, wait a second...
I require a popsicle every 15 minutes! You obviously did not read the memo!
This is your memo? (holds up a drawing) I don't even know what this is!
(zaps Shake) You sicken me with your lies.
I'll make you some right away!
"Make" me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.
Then I'll go to the store! Please sir!
Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?
PLEASE, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you sire!
That's right. (releases Shake; Shake runs out the door) You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too, or your fate is sealed!
Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt.
Will this hurt 'im?
It shouldn't.
Then why are we doing it?
[Chasing Meatwad with pencils] This is for shooting me in the roof and sending me to the store making me call you sire!
Go destroy Balloonenstein!
Do what now?
Pop the balloon with the glass!
Yeah, yeah, okay. [long pause] Do what now?
Pop him with the glass! The glass in your head!
Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't yell at me! [pause] Do what now?
Damn it, he needs his brain. Otherwise he "just gonna float around forever sayin' "Do what now?"
Do what now?
Guess what? He's not gettin his brain back, because it is now the nerve center for the city of the future: LAS BRAINGELES!
(now a 50 foot meatball, speaking in a deep booming voice) Where are my popsicles?!
Damn!
(scared) Is that you, God?
(roaring echoing deep voice) Frylock, get away from the pool.
Aw, hell... (moves away from the pool)
(leaps into the air, yelling with the battle cry) CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!
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