[Dr. Weird is hanging upside-down.]
Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, all the way to Phoenix!
Wow. Uh, what's in Phoenix?
Why, it's your mama, Steve! Get the axe!
“Bad Replicant” · Season 1
In this episode: Master Shake (6), Oglethorpe (6), Emory (5), Meatwad (4), Frylock (4), Carl (1), Dr. Weird (1), Steve (1)
Look at it [the Earth] out there. Orbiting like it's so cool.
Look at him and tell me there's a God.
He made me in His own image.
Oh, yeah, God's a big meatball, I forgot. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He is.
Does he stink like you do?
Yeah, that's right. And he ain't my best friend, neither. He yells at me and scares me and locks me in the attic, and pours liquid on my head that stink, and freeze me with the fire extinguisher, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't remember 'cause he shocked me in the head with a car battery. [pause] With a bunch of clamps, and sparks, and ...
Yeah, hey Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy [Shake]?
I'm starting to.
And how annoying he was.
Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines!
So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?
OOgletorpe
...We shall use him for the armies ... of the night!
But I thought the guy down there was going to build an army ... of the night.
Different army dorkface! This army will take over the rest of the galaxy! You see how my mind works? It's like a laser!
You know, I know you from somewere.
He must not know who we are. Quick, paint the Mind Room!
Uh, I'm still not done with the trim on that.
Oh, you're ki — Meatwad, it's not polite to stare.
But, look at him.
No, it's okay, I know. I'm totally, hideous.
No i-it's cool, I was just wondering if that jambox worked, you know. Shake threw mine in a cobra cage, and dared me to go get it, and that's why I'm all puffy back here.
Oh, well son of a … imprison him within the rings!
[Disco light rings come down around Shake.]
You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
[The phone rings. Shake reaches through the rings to answer it.]
Yelloo?
The laser rings!
Look, brother, these ain't nothin but disco lights.
No, the installer said that they were imprison laser rings, and I, I believed him.
Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!
Look, look, settle down, can you just maybe try and replicate some other people, and get an army going and then take over the entire planet.
Or is that not possible.
Well I don't know, I don't think I can replicate others, was that your plan?
Well, one of them. We have many plans.
Well maybe your next plan should be to tell me what the plan is.
Look, settle down. It's all cool.
No. No. Look at me dude. I'm a leaky, disgusting, abomination and I'm not going to do it anymore.
Did they not see us sitting here?
No, I'm sure it'll come to them.
(On the ship)
Oh, damn it!
What?
That was that man, the fry-man!
So, is he like replicating it?
No, he's hotwiring it.
Oh, shoot I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?
Yeah it sure is Meatwad...
Like how we all evolved from the ancient dinosaur. I wish I had some of their stuff boy. Like them tail. Them tails that make 'em fly.
Shut up, Damn!
So, did they, um … ever find your car?
CCarl
Oh, they found part of it, you know, hang'n from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah the cops said he had a … a "straw-like protrusion" and a "cup-like body." You know anybody like 'at?
Uh, well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon.
CCarl
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
He was … seriously.
CCarl
I hate you!
So, what are we gonna do with the prisoner?
We shall ask the mighty Orbnauticus.
[A disco ball comes down from the ceiling.]
Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
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