Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake

Dancing is forbidden!

Master Shake

Does it LOOK like I'm OK?! Stand back, and I shall destroy him! SHAKE POWER ACTIVATE! [Shake huffs and puffs and excretes a glob of milkshake onto the road]] Now come over here and slip on it, if you dare, rabbit!

Master Shake

[Chasing Meatwad with pencils] This is for shooting me in the roof and sending me to the store making me call you sire!

Shake

[sarcastically] Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to knock that out of your hand, I don't know what came over me! There, was that polite enough for you, Frylock?! I'm apologizing to your best friend in the whole universe!

Master Shake

Oh yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.

Shake

I like beatings, I'll beat ya all day!

Master Shake

Is it hot, girl-on-girl action?

Master Shake

Hey listen, could you get me some chicks that don't have the ZZ Top Lumberjack look? If I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call your mother. Ha-ha!

Shake

Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!

Shake

Ah, jee whiz! This is the greatest gift I ever got in my life that I never wanted ever!

Master Shake

Look merry, dammit!

Shake

You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the near future.

Shake

I'm not asking you if people will be able to write on it; I'm telling you I want black on black!

Shake

Look, we've got electricity and we've got each other.

Shake

...Look, we've got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now?

Master Shake

I've got something, there's science behind this, and legend.