Ignignokt quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[Giving Frylock the finger from space] I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.

(knocks on Carl's door) Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt, and this is Err.

Err

I am Err!

We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.

Err

You said it right!

Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.

Err

Man, do you hear what he's sayin'?!

Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

Err

We're the moon.

But that would belittle the name of our moon... which is the Moon.

Err

The point is, we're at the center. Not you!

No, the real point is: I don't give a damn! (slams door)

Your jambox is now his by way of our actions.

Master Shake

Yes, Meatwad, with actions!

Err

Shoot him the bird!

Yes, give him the finger.

The finger? Like this? (turns into a hot-dog)

No. Not at all like that.

You and your "third dimension."

Frylock

Yeah? What about it?

Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five.

Err

Th-thousand.

Yes, five thousand.

Err

Don't question it!

Frylock

Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.

Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

Using keys to gouge expletives onto another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Who did this to my frickin' car!!??

What was that?

Err

Whoa! Did those just come out of your eyes?

They're primitive

Err

Damn! Those are fast, man!

We are not impressed

Err

Hey, wasn't that cool?

Fryman, we're full of religion. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.

Err

Do it or I'll bow 'em for ya!

You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance...and horror

Err

And action!

Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf

Err

That's Wolfen, man.

Well...the Wolfen will come for you with his razor.

I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

Err

Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten speed!

Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.

Err

Then we'll set it on fire and wreck it into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll...get on the... ohh man, I'm toasted!

The innocent shall suffer... big time.

Oh, yeah baby! That's a neat car she's washin'! You think that's a straight six?

Err

I think I have a straight six!

Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless!

Torch the dresser, Meatwad.

But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.

Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.

Err

Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!

And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?

Well, I guess so..

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver-

Here will work just fine, thank you.

Cybernetic Ghost

Here.

Err

And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!

Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.

Err

[to Cybernetic Ghost] You tell another story!

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids...

Err

[inhales] Smooth and mentholly.

Who's got a rad name?

Cybernetic Ghost

Giglioranasoniphonican.

Wisdom Cube

Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.

Cybernetic Ghost

Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!

Err

Bon Scott.

Major Shake

No...that sucks.

Err

Banner Thomas.

Major Shake

The Evil Gang of 11.

Wisdom Cube

Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!

Mothmonsterman

How about the Midnighters?

Major Shake

Illin...the Illin Villains.

Mothmonsterman

You know, we're out at night...

How about Got Villains?

Mothmonsterman

Nasty Midnighters.

Monday Tuesday Wednesday-

Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...

Typical. Robots.

Err

I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.

Err, step directly on that.

Wait a minute! I got a plan see! I got a plan, see? We take these monsters right, we start a haunted house. Yeah, you feelin me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?

More?!

Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job man!

Squash him, Err.

I will be back man. Aaah! [Err squashes him]