Gentlemen! I have created... this thing!
What is it?
I don't know. Stand over here.
Uh, you mean right here? (gets catapulted by a rainbow into the sky)
It WORKS! I am one can short of a six pack! Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[in the pool for the first time] Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hasn't happened yet!
Look, I have a brain! (pause) I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet!
Yeah, man. He took his brain out. It's cool!
CCarl
All right, I'm gonna give this "Rainbow" thing another five minutes, and if it don't show up quick, then I am goin' down to the store and gettin' a hot-rod magazine, 'cause they got the chicks with the boobs in there!
FFlargan
[looking at Carl through binoculars] Excellent, another victim falls prey to me brilliant e-mail plan. Soon we will have enough treasure to rule all of New Jersey.
MMerle
Flargan, he doesn't really look like he has any money...or a job, or a wallet.
FFlargan
Well I...I'm sure he has some decent tennis shoes.
MMerle
He doesn't even have pockets. Look, he's wearing sweatpants.
FFlargan
Dingle, engage the rainbow machine!
DDingle
Feet!
[Dingle turns on the machine]
CCarl
Yeah, here come the gold! Aw, look at this now, I don't see crap in there. I know this game. This is how they get you. :[He gets sucked up in the rainbow, and lands flat on his back in the forest]
FFlargan
Yes, fat man, this IS how we get you!
CCarl
Hey there, where's the gold there?
FFlargan
Flip-flops? What is this!?
MMerle
What did I say? No money, no job, no taste.
MMerle
[upon seeing Master Shake and Meatwad] What in the hell is that?! You know this whole plan is attractin' nothin' but a bunch of goobers.
FFlargan
What do their shoes look like?
MMerle
Seems kinda stupid doing this whole thing for shoes.
FFlargan
It's not just for shoes! It's...it's for...
MMerle
It's for what? This Bananarama tape with no case? We really scored big on that one, didn't we, buddy?
He told me to get in the freezer 'cause there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival! It was a damn freezer! I got freezer burn and I got mushed up against a chicken.
Let's go. They don't have nothin', it's like a flea market threw up in there.
Look, a Bananarama tape!
That's mine! Drop it where you are!
You don't need a machine to make a rainbow, for rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in Sugar-Covered Chocolate Gumdrop Land.
No way in hell.
All right! The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!
[a rainbow rips Carl's house off its foundation and flings it through the air.]
Wow!
CCarl
Oh, good.
[Awkward silence.]
Well, I gotta go...see ya later.
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