Err quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Err

We smoke as we shoot the bird!

Err

Carlito wants his hand back.

(knocks on Carl's door) Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt, and this is Err.

Err

I am Err!

We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.

Err

You said it right!

Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.

Err

Man, do you hear what he's sayin'?!

Some would say that the Earth is our moon.

Err

We're the moon.

But that would belittle the name of our moon... which is the Moon.

Err

The point is, we're at the center. Not you!

No, the real point is: I don't give a damn! (slams door)

Err

Shoot him the bird!

Yes, give him the finger.

The finger? Like this? (turns into a hot-dog)

No. Not at all like that.

You and your "third dimension."

Frylock

Yeah? What about it?

Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five.

Err

Th-thousand.

Yes, five thousand.

Err

Don't question it!

Frylock

Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.

Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

What was that?

Err

Whoa! Did those just come out of your eyes?

They're primitive

Err

Damn! Those are fast, man!

We are not impressed

Err

Hey, wasn't that cool?

Fryman, we're full of religion. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.

Err

Do it or I'll bow 'em for ya!

You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance...and horror

Err

And action!

Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf

Err

That's Wolfen, man.

Well...the Wolfen will come for you with his razor.

I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

Err

Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten speed!

Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.

Err

Then we'll set it on fire and wreck it into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll...get on the... ohh man, I'm toasted!

The innocent shall suffer... big time.

Oh, yeah baby! That's a neat car she's washin'! You think that's a straight six?

Err

I think I have a straight six!

Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless!

Torch the dresser, Meatwad.

But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.

Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.

Err

Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!

And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?

Well, I guess so..

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver-

Here will work just fine, thank you.

Cybernetic Ghost

Here.

Err

And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!

Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.

Err

[to Cybernetic Ghost] You tell another story!

Cybernetic Ghost

Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids...

Err

[inhales] Smooth and mentholly.

Who's got a rad name?

Cybernetic Ghost

Giglioranasoniphonican.

Wisdom Cube

Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.

Cybernetic Ghost

Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!

Err

Bon Scott.

Major Shake

No...that sucks.

Err

Banner Thomas.

Major Shake

The Evil Gang of 11.

Wisdom Cube

Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!

Mothmonsterman

How about the Midnighters?

Major Shake

Illin...the Illin Villains.

Mothmonsterman

You know, we're out at night...

How about Got Villains?

Mothmonsterman

Nasty Midnighters.

Monday Tuesday Wednesday-

Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...

Typical. Robots.

Err

I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.

Oglethorpe

Oh, he did not do that!

What, what'd you see?

Oglethorpe

That dude back there just flipped me off!

Err

Did he see it?

Oh, yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?

Oglethorpe

Stop the ship!

Okay... you know we're not supposed to stop, at this speed-

Oglethorpe

Stop it at this speed!

Err

Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! Fuckin' fly, he's backin' up!! Come on!!

[giving both middle fingers] No. We'll double his pleasure.

Err

[giving both middle fingers] Take two mother muchachos!

And call us in the morning.

Err

Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!

Hey what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!

You should say that to his face.

I will, just as soon as I flip them off! I- [Tries and fails since he has tentacles and not fingers] You flip them off with your fingers, Emory!

[Having the same problem] I- I can't get it to do right.

Well, then, show them the dark side of the PLUTONIAN MOON!

Hey, kiss this one.

Err

Heh heh- what the-? Dude, they're moonin' us!

Err

Is he all right?

Cliff hasn't been "all right" since the lunar war.

It feels good to stretch my legs. Boy, I haven't bitch-slapped someone since Tucson.

Err

Bend over slave!

Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch-slap.