Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2
“Super Model” · Season 2
In this episode: Meatwad (8), Master Shake (5), Frylock (4), Carl (2)
Boy, sure is nice not havin' Shake around.
Yeah, it is odd that he'd go down to Guatemala to be a missionary. In fact, it's not true.
Look here, he can be down on a prom date with Santa Claus on the moon for all I care. 'Point is, I can do whatever I want with my toys.
Pick up your toys.
... Shut up.
Look here, you want your blue jean ad?
More than anything.
A "blue jean ad?!" Look Shake, a lotta times the media tries to present an image that isn't exactly true to life. I mean, you understand what I'm sayin', right?
No, I do, I do. I understand that some people - Meatwad - don't look good, and that they should hide from the cameras at all costs. It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones, and it's that very same smartness that makes them rich.
Shake, people are different all over. I mean, it's not how you look on the outside, it's what inside that counts.
Thank you dad. I get the message. Is that what you're tryin' ta tell 69SoFine?
You read my e-mail?!
You think she gets that you're a fireman yet?
...Well, screw you!
Oh, good one. Never heard that one before. Boy do I feel burned.
[to a convalescent Shake] Whoa little piggy! Have some self control. You know nothin' grosses me out more than fat people... like you.
I'm fat?
As hell! Have you seen yourself? I would not eat any more... 'less you gonna get rid of it, you know what I mean?
What do you mean?
I'm not talkin' 'bout digestion. I'm talkin' 'bout this [mimes sticking his finger down his throat]
Meatwad, no!
[Master Shake and Meatwad go to Carl for a plastic surgeon]
We callin' in da pros now. Is your buddy out of prison yet?
Which one? 'Cause there's three.
Oh, you know which one. The guy that was in the hotel with the people...and the welding.
Oh, Terry! Yeah, yeah, he's out, but uh, part of his parole is he's not supposed ta, you know, do what he was doin'...to flesh.
We need him, otherwise people are gonna look at me and wonder what could have been.
All right, whatever. We'll meet at the docks at midnight. I get a 10% finder's fee. You never saw me.
Fine, but I'll need a receipt, 'cause this is a business expense.
Whoa! What happened to your butt? It's like a little shelter down here!
Shhh! You hear that? That's the sound of him not being here. You can thank me for that later.
[Outside of Terry's]
(hands Shake a liquor bottle) Alright, he wants you to, uh, drink all that before you go in there.
Eeeeeasily done, my friend! Now you're talking my language. (points to a bedpost) What's this thing for?
Yeah, that? You bite down on, so you don't swallow your tongue.
(puts it in his mouth) Now?
(amused) Oh, you'll know when. I feel pretty sure of that.
Alright! Hello, Hollywood, let the games begin, baby!
[Shake goes inside and starts screaming]
(unsettled) Listen to that. Goodness. Boy, he's doing some work, isn't he?
Yeah.
(in background) I want that higher.
Yeah, he builds hot rods, mostly. Sometimes faces.
Well, we just thank you, Carl. You been real good to us.
Yeah, shut up, I need my money now.
[Shake comes out covered in a cast. Meatwad and Carl warily look around]
Whoa! He's quick and relatively clean! Ya know, this beats the jungle surgery any day; snakes everywhere down there, you can't get rid of them.
Oh, I see he sold you on the Tijuana Supremo package.
Right? Ya know, initially I was skeptical, but once I saw them in his showroom...I mean, come on, you'd be a fool not to get it!
You got an assface boy! Am I right?
Well I guess you are right.
I ain't talkin to you. I'm talkin to assface over here. What do ya think, assface?
How am I gonna fill the jeans if I don't have an ass?
You ain't. You need to get a job makin horror movies. Return of the Deadly Assface
Well fine..
Never Go Back to Assface Lake
Well fine, I won't do jean ads, that's simple.
Deadly Assface Lake Camp...Need to work on that one...
But I can do underwear right? RIGHT?!
Flip over shovel ass. You can do a hospital ad. They won't have to use make-up.
NO! This isn't happening!
You a sucka!
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