Happy-Time Harry quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Happy-Time Harry

No, no I don't have a firearm, I just got these...action bills.

Happy-Time Harry

Look man, all you had was root beer and triple sec.

Frylock

I was gonna make margaritas with that!

Happy-Time Harry

Ah man, you had tequila the whole time?! Well, where the...where is it?

Frylock

[To Meatwad] Tomorrow I'm getting you a new doll with a sunnier attitude!

Happy-Time Harry

Hey man, while you're there, you get me that Happy-Time Dialysis Machine.

Frylock

Dialysis?

Happy-Time Harry

Yeah. I had half my liver removed and I'm not supposed to drink, but...I do.

Happy-Time Harry

Go ahead, man. Let's do this thing.

Master Shake

I told you I'd do it, I'm gonna do it now. Hey Meatwad, look at this! [With Shake turned away, Harry pours gasoline over himself] Come to the window! Big time fun... you know what I mean?

Happy-Time Harry

Okay dude, I just did all the prep work, now let's get it on! DO IT!

Master Shake

Well.. shoot... I mean I was just going to sort of blow your jaw off with a firecracker or something.. I wasn't gonna.. I think I need to go pray.

Happy-Time Harry

Yo, that milkshake's got no guts, man.

You know, Happy-Time...Just being around you kinda makes me wanna die...

So... [dances] we jigglin' or-

Happy-Time Harry

Hey! Backwoods retard. Not now, not ever!

Okay! Naptime! [dances]

Happy-Time Harry

You know, sometimes I like to take this knife and just...cut myself. [Chuckles] See how hard I can do it before I just...pass out, man.

Shoo...well, uhh...commence the jigglin' y'all!

Happy-Time Harry

Hey, check it out, man. You know why you came in that box, right? That's 'cause someone put you there...to die.

That ain't true now. I...I got me these night-vision goggles [Puts the goggles on]

Happy-Time Harry

[Knocks the goggles off] For what? You're a hillbilly! You don't even know who you are, do you? Look at you, you're a clown. You're a joke.

[Pathetically] I don't know why I have these goggles.

Frylock

You’re gonna chuck him off a cliff? Shake, we could have chucked him off the roof and stayed at home.

Master Shake

No, This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So, you will become The Highlander, and you’ll roam the earth forever, trying to kill yourself, but you wouldn’t be able to, because you’ll be…immortal. Won’t that suck, little man? [laughs]

Well actually, That sounds kinda cool.

Master Shake

Yeah, it does.

Then I’m gonna do it.

Master Shake

NO, YOU’RE NOT! I’m doing it!

Frylock

Shake, Wait! The Highlander was just a movie. I mean-

Master Shake

Oh Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happen in real time.

So, this cliff is magic?

Master Shake

Oh yeah, Big time.

I’m doing it now.

Happy-Time Harry

No man, Look you gotta be born a Highlander, You can’t just…become one.

Frylock

See, he saw the movie too.

You know, that’s right.

Master Shake

I know, I saw cliffs, Okay. And there’s lots of magic everywhere…And Mel Gibson.

Happy-Time Harry

Uhh, Braveheart? Hello?

Master Shake

Oh, You think you’re the expert? Let's see how much your ass know about FLYING! [throws Happy-Time off a cliff.] Yeah! that’s what I’m talking about.

Frylock

You done? Because that took forever...

Master Shake

I am-Well I am foreverrr.....I AM IMMORTAL!!!

Frylock

Shake, No! [Master Shake jumps off the cliff, his straw clinging to a branch]

Master Shake

Damn branch…Wait! I'm not immortal here, Okay?

Frylock

Hang on Shake, we'll call for help!

No, tell him to let go.

Master Shake

Yeah, Hurry! I think that the branch will hold for... [branch breaks] IT'S NOT HOLDING!!

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Happy Time Harry

[finishes the keg] Uuuhhh...that's it for this one.

He floated it by himself!

Happy Time Harry

What else you got?

Dude my dad bought me that keg! My dad owns a dealership!

His dad own deal-er-ship.

Happy Time Harry

Oh yeah? Well my dad bought me this magic talking knife.

Oooh! What say? What knife-a say?! AAHH!

Master Shake

[from inside Carl's house] Get your mouth off of me! Yeah we moved to Honolulu, shut up!

Ay, you know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. Can you believe that? I just found this out.

Oh, well...then give me my note back.

Happy Time Harry

Hey did you hear- aw jeez. They're in the house!

That's impossible. They moved to Honolulu.

We ain't moved to no Honolulu-

Master Shake

[kicks Meatwad] Shut up.