[talking to the new fish in the bowl] Hi, I'm Klaus. What's your sign? Pisces?
“White Rice” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Francine Smith (2), Klaus (1)
You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
In 1st grade, they sent me home with lice. My parents said "Oh, 'cause she has lice. She has it for runch everyday." I can say it, you can't.
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