Francine Smith quotes from American Dad!

Francine

This one. [gives the finger]

Francine

I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.

Francine

I should be dead, or at least, be able to control things with my mind.

Francine

The church sent missionaries to America to teach the Indians the correct method of sex. In return, they taught us the correct method of sitting in second grade.

Francine

[to an old friend] I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?

Francine

I like to drive around and pretend I have zoo problems.

Francine

But he still has his job, right? I can keep my finery?

Francine

[to Hayley, who hasn't left her room for weeks] You made a big one! Thanks for using the newspaper this time. Covered the whole comic section. Bet that's not the first time Cathy's had that done on her face.

Francine

We're so goddamn rich this is how we drink our coffee!

Francine

You know what, Trisha "The Sizzle"? Fuck you! [Turns to Steve] Sometimes it's okay to say it, like now, or when you're driving.

Francine

[enthused] A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

Francine

[giving Hayley advice about Jeff] Rings catch girls. [lowering her voice and rubbing Hayley's stomach] Babies trap boys.

Francine

You poor old man. This lamp sucks, I'll give you two bucks for it.

Francine

My God, Stan. How come I've never heard of this tree-father before?

Francine

Oh. I just thought you were a cheap asshole.

Francine

Roger, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child. This ain't no Disney Channel.