Ah, you dumb son of a bitch! No, that's not Roland Chang. You're doing great!
“Season's Beatings” · Season 7, Episode 7
In this episode: Roger (1), Francine Smith (1)
Stan (as he's beating up Roger, who was chosen to play Jesus in the Christmas play): You don't deserve to be on that cross, you lazy, wine-loving bisexual!
(Stan comes home bloodied from his fight with Roger as Jesus)
Stan, what happened to you?
Stan (looks down at his blood-soaked Santa suit): I sat next to Courtney Love on the bus and she sneezed.
Pope (on a hamburger phone as he's watching the news footage of Stan beating up Roger): Are you seeing this shit?
(after Stan breaks the cross for the Christmas pageant)
SHStage Hand
Well, that's just great. Now what am I supposed to burn on my ethnic neighbor's lawn?
Roger (to Steve, as he's pointing at the TV screen): Right there. That's the punch that caused me to black out and finally achieve orgasm.
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