See what a good wife Jeff is, Francine?
“Hurricane!” · Season 7, Episode 2
In this episode: Stan Smith (4), Roger (3), Cleveland Brown (3), Peter Griffin (3), Francine Smith (2), Steve Smith (1)
My wine fridge! I had my cocaine in there!
(picking up a wig) : Thank God this one survived. I can still go to cowboy weddings.
Its hungry for flesh and knowledge!
The best thing you can do for your family is stand back and do nothing.
Francine, let's be honest, that's not going to happen.
GGirlfriend
Were going to have so many babys.
(Pushes her head slowly under water) No, no, no, no.
[sighs] What a day.
[off-screen] Tell me about it.
[Stan turns to see Cleveland and we pull back to reveal the Brown house next to the Smith house as Cleveland walks up to Stan]
I don't even know where the hell I am.
[pulls out a gun] Looter!
[also pulls out a gun] Self-defense!
[Two guns are heard cocking and we pan to see Peter Griffin aiming at Stan and Cleveland]
A black and a white talking as if it's normal!
[We pull back to reveal the Griffin house next to the Brown and Smith houses as Peter walks up to Stan and Cleveland]
Peter, what are you doing? You know me!
Everybody, shut up and let me think! Just let me think!
[Francine comes out the front door]
Stan, have you...
[Stan accidentally shoots at Francine, causing her to fall down and moan]
[laughs] Oh, man. Classic "American Dad".
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