Hey, F-Bombs!
(Francine freaks out as she watches a poisoned Roger twitch and moan on the kitchen floor. Stan comes in)
“Brains, Brains and Automobiles” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Francine Smith (2), Stan Smith (1), Roger (1), Klaus (1)
Oh, my God! Stan!
Stan (as he hides the cannister of rat poison; disgusted): Oh, he's doing his Heath Ledger impression. Too soon, Roger. Too soon.
(Stan is inside Roger's mind. He happens upon a cave with a dying, Jiminy Cricket-esque bug locked in a birdcage)
Who are you?
Bug (weakly): Roger's conscience.
Oh, my God. You're dying of neglect.
BBug
Kill me.
(Stan hears moaning from behind him. He turns around and finds Tom Skerritt wrapped up like a fly in a spiderweb)
Tom Skerritt?
Tom Skerritt (weakly): Get me work.
Oh, Stan. I hope you don't get lost in there. What if you die? (gasps): I left my soda in the freezer!
(Francine rushes to the kitchen, opens the freezer, and finds a drunken Klaus in his fishbowl)
Klaus (drunk and happy): Francine! Let's do some shots!
Klaus?! What you do doing in there?
Stan put me in two days ago. The only reason I didn't freeze to death because I filled mein bowl with that bottle of vodka.
Why'd he put you in the freezer?
Klaus (belligerently): Oh, I'll tell you why. He -- (vomits so much that it fills the fishbowl)
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