[After Dustin plays Logan's voicemail for Zoey, James, and Michael]
Oh my God.
Who talks to a kid like that?
[angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?!
No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards.
I want to get him!
We're gonna get him.
How?!
I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it]
He won't care.
No way he'll care.
I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online]
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