How many of you have ever played on a basketball team before?
(A few raise their hands)
How many of you would say you're good at basketball?
Um, I once made a basketball explode!
“Welcome To PCA” · Season 1
In this episode: Zoey Brooks (12), Nicole Bristow (8), Chase Matthews (3), Logan Reese (3), Quinn Pensky (3), Dana Cruz (2), Michael Barret (1), Dustin Brooks (1)
(to Chase after he throws an old sandwich out the window) My hero.
Just pass me the ball whenever you can, and stay out of my way!
Works for me.
Excuse me, have you noticed that she's the only girl on our team who can play this game?
CCoach
I think everyone here has noticed it.
But that's my stuff! (Dana glares at her) That I'll be moving.
Better be going. Oh, and be careful.
Why be careful?
Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks.
Like hanging your bike from a tree?
Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later.
Later.
Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA".
Go save your bike.
Right.
Ok, Logan, tell ya what. I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball.
You serious?
Zoey!
I'm serious.
Good. This Friday?
Why not?
Then, you're on!
Good!
Plus, we heard you guys got pizza.
And cake.
Oh, so you guys just want pizza.
And cake!
Here's a little tip: Try to make the balls go in the basket.
And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
Can I play?
Um, we kind of already have a full team.
Bye!
I guess you're in.
You're the only girl on our team that can play this game. The rest of us are "suckish"
Is "Suckish" a word?
Hope you girls have learned your lesson!
CCoach
I sure have. How would you two girls like to be on the basketball team?
Psst, Zoey, psst!
Dustin?
Good Luck! But I can't root for you.
Why not?
Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!
Don't let them scare you!
Too late, I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
(about the urinal) Why is it here?
Because this used to be a boy's dorm.
Well, it creeps me out.
You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.
Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it?
(points to Jim)...Jim
That's the gym?
Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!
'Sup Jim! I like Jim.
Jim's good people.
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