It's my bed.
It's my head.
“New Roomies” · Season 1
In this episode: Zoey Brooks (11), Chase Matthews (6), Quinn Pensky (4), Nicole Bristow (4), Dana Cruz (4), Michael Barret (2), Dustin Brooks (1)
Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!
Dana':Well
Nicole:Well
Dana':The perfect roomate has spoken
I didn't say i was perfect
Good cause you annoy us too sometimes
Yeah like how?
You always forget your key
Nicole: Yes
So
So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key
I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in
Okay, since I'm such a horrible roomate, then maybe I should move out!
Save me!
From what?
(Points to Quinn) From that!
Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!
Aren't they the ones always fighting?
Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .
(laughs) I like fooseball.
Yeah, Fooseball's cool.
(to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?
We have to be at class by 8!
Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!
It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."
Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!
Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."
"Quinnventions"?
Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions."
Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!
'Sup Chase?
Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Whose the rose for?
Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
That's an idea!!
Look, don't tell Logan.
So, you want to see if my food is happy?
Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
I'm frightened!
Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!
Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?
I don't iron my underwear.
Whatever.
Yeah, she's a good one!
At least we don't fight all the time!
Neither do we.
Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.
(puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!
That's good for you. Bye!
(Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!
Slob!
Jerk!
UGHH!!!
Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.
What about you?
Sorry, kid. If I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So, I'm outta luck, and so are you!
What did he say?
No!
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