“Anger Management” · Season 4
In this episode: Logan Reese (8), James Garrett (3), Zoey Brooks (2), Michael Barret (2), Lola Martinez (1), Quinn Pensky (1), Dustin Brooks (1), Dean Rivers (1)
(Logan is sending an angry voicemail to Dustin)
Listen to me, Dustin! I told you that I expect you to answer your cellphone when I call! I've been trying to reach you for over 10 minutes! And now, I'm late for ping pong! Okay! You've made a fool out of me for the last time! I don't care if you're 11, or 12, or however old you are! You're old enough to not be this much of an idiot!
[After Dustin plays Logan's voicemail for Zoey, James, and Michael]
Oh my God.
Who talks to a kid like that?
[angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?!
No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards.
I want to get him!
We're gonna get him.
How?!
I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it]
He won't care.
No way he'll care.
I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online]
[while Logan's voicemail is being shown on PCA News]
I know it's not the place of a journalist to give his opinion, but in this case I must. Logan Reese, you are despicable! Jeremiah Trottman, PCA News. Courage!
Did you, or did you not leave that message on Dustin's voicemail?
Yeah, but I didn't want anybody else to hear it.
Everybody's heard it. Half of America has heard it. It's all over the web. You have brought disgrace to Pacific Coast Academy and-- What are you doing?
Just checking some sport scores. You should get one of these--
Stop speaking! You should never have left that voicemail, it was out of control.
OK, I get it. No more angry voicemails. Now can I please go work on my tan while the sun is still out?
You don't get it.
Get what?
I've had calls from the PCA Board of Directors, the Alumni Association, and I've heard from dozens of parents, all of them complained about that vicious voicemail you left Dustin. A lot of people want me to expel you.
Then why don't you tell them all, that my dad donates a million dollars a year to this school, which makes me untouchable.
Your daddy's money isn't going to help you this time.
Come on, you can't expel me.
I'm sending you to a 10 week class in anger management.
Why?!
Because you have an anger problem.
I do not! This whole thing is just stupid. I don't have an anger problem!
Logan, can you answer the question?
I don't know. I guess people get angry when, they don't get what they want.
That's part of it. Yes.
(addressing anger management class) I go to PCA, a boarding school not too far from here. And I left a voicemail for this kid, Dustin---
You're the jerk that left that voicemail?!
I heard that on the internet!
(Anger management class surrounds Logan and starts yelling at him)
(To Katie) Hey, can I borrow a pen?
(To Logan) DON'T HASSLE ME!!!
(Anger management class surrounds Logan and starts yelling at him once again)
Ha, hey! It's the angry young man!
Not funny, dude! I just spent two hours in a classroom full of freaks!
My shoes are bigger.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
You're wearing sandals.
They're pretty thick.
They're just sandals, they're normal sandals.
So, we're good?
We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys?
Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing)
Hey, I'm gonna go shoot some hoops.
Who cares what you do?
Look at you! How can you not get mad?!
'Cause I'm too smart for you. And you. And you!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
