Lola Martinez quotes from Zoey 101

Chase

Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?

Michael

To go...be with her....alpaca.

Lola

Okay, how long is this gonna go on?

Nicole

Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?

Chase

No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.

Lola

Could this be more annoying?

Nicole

No.

Lola

I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.

Michael

Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.

Chase

I...am offended.

Logan

Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?

Zoey

Yeah, she sure did.

Logan

Weird.

Nicole

Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?

Lola

And a hula skirt?

Chase

Uh-huh.

Logan

He did.

Zoey

Weirder.

Zoey

Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.

Lola

Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...

Zoey

No nuclear experiments...

Lola

No genetic mutations...

Zoey

No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]

Lola

And...no that!

Zoey

Whatever that is...

Quinn

Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?

Zoey

In love with me?! Chase?!

Lola

(sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!

Lola

Ginny, come here!

What's up?

Lola

'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.

Chase...

Lola

Thanks for playing!

Zoey

Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends!

Lola

And you're Fa-Crazy!

Quinn

She threatened you? Oh, that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing) I'll be back in ten minutes!

Zoey

No, no, no! Just put that down.

Lola

Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?

Zoey

I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!

Lola

That's so nervy!

Zoey

I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the laser gun thing) Put it down!

Quinn

(about Rebecca) I don't like her!

Lola

What's to like?

Zoey

You guys don't even know her.

Quinn

We don't have to know her.

Lola

You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.

Rebecca

So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model?

Lola

Um...no. I'm more into acting.

Rebecca

Oh! Well, that works too.

Lola

What do you mean?

Rebecca

Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA. I better start drinking it!

Michael

So, Zoey just walked right in?

Chase

Right in.

Michael

She should have knocked first.

Chase

Yeah, that would have been nice.

Michael

And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...

Zoey

Oh, yeah. They were kissing.

Lola

Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?

Zoey

Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...

Michael

So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?

Chase

Yep...

Michael

Harsh!

Chase

Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life.

Logan

So what did you say?...

Zoey

He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend".

Lola

You sure he said, "Girlfriend'?

Quinn

Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'?

Zoey

Grillfriend?

Quinn

Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...

Zoey

What is that?

Quinn

Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground?

Lola

Coco! Are you okay?

Coco

Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.

Zoey

Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)

Lola

I think Carl broke up with her again.

Quinn

Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco)

Coco

No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone)

Coco

I can't believe he dumped me over the phone!

Zoey

But he always dumps you over the phone.

Lola

Yeah, like every three weeks!

Coco

Oh, God! What is that?

Quinn

We're really sorry.

Zoey

But we gotta go start our homework.

Coco

I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust)

Chase

I have to say it, I'm a little bit embarrassed for you.

Michael

This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!

Chase

Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?

Quinn

Oh, hey!

Chase

What have you guys been doing?

Lola

I've been watching Quinn research rats for the past three hours

Quinn

Yeah, well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away forever.

Michael

Uh, what rat?

Lola

(to Michael) What happened to your foot?

Michael

Oh, it's a sports related injury.

Chase

He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.

Michael

Why do you tell people?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!