“Quinn's Alpaca” · Season 2
In this episode: Chase Matthews (4), Michael Barret (3), Lola Martinez (3), Logan Reese (2), Nicole Bristow (2), Zoey Brooks (1), Dean Rivers (1)
Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you.
My wife? Uh, tell her I'm not here!
Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there.
Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!? CARL!?!
[takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs!
[a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming]
Thank you, Quinn.
You two people are gonna lo... not win the bet.
No. You will... not win. For I... can go longer... without... invoking... the letter... after R.
Wrong. I... will win the bet... for one of you... will... talk... the bad letter... before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do.
Hey! Chase! Michael, Logan. You guys have been whispering this whole class.
I-I-I apologize.
Ha!
"Z".
Oh.
[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola]
Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?
To go...be with her....alpaca.
Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.
Could this be more annoying?
No.
I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.
Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.
I...am offended.
Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?
Yeah, she sure did.
Weird.
Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?
And a hula skirt?
Uh-huh.
He did.
Weirder.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
