“Zoey's Tutor” · Season 3
In this episode: Chase Matthews (9), Lola Martinez (7), Zoey Brooks (5), Michael Barret (4), Quinn Pensky (4), Logan Reese (3)
I have to say it, I'm a little bit embarrassed for you.
This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!
Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?
Oh, hey!
What have you guys been doing?
I've been watching Quinn research rats for the past three hours
Yeah, well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away forever.
Uh, what rat?
(to Michael) What happened to your foot?
Oh, it's a sports related injury.
He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.
Why do you tell people?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!
Can I say something?
Sure.
(stands up and shouts out) I hate chemistry! Hate it! I just wanna make that clear.
Have a French fry, it'll calm you right down.
No thanks, I'm already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?
What? The French fry, made by the potato, a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable! (Stifles laugh when Zoey is eating a French fry)
What?
You chew funny.
(Drops the fry on Chase's tray) Goodbye. (Walks Away)
I mean good funny!
Let’s shake on it.
Or we could kiss on it? (Zoey slaps him) We'll shake on it.
You know, most girls' biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. I've got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.
...Thanks...
Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.
Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!
I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]
[to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.
Who cares? I've gotta go prove to my rat that no rodent can outsmart Quinn Pensky. Are ya ready for me, rat? Are you ready for a piece of Quinn?!
Oh, Zoey, you're good friends with Chase... Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
Uhh.. It's natural.
She's not dating Logan, okay? I've known her since the first day she came here to PCA and I know she'd never date a jerk like Logan!
He's one of your best friends!!
Which is how I know he's a jerk!
Aw, don't feel so bad.
How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisin. He won, I lost.
I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition.
I thought Chase was over Zoey!
So did I.
What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right, Michael?
(sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
(to Chase about Zoey and Logan) Why do you care so much about this?
Because I'm a caring person, see?!?! (makes caring face)
Logan?! (about being her tutor)
Like I'm thrilled about this. (being Zoey's tutor)
(to her chemistry teacher) Logan doesn't know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn't know anything about anything!
Let's consider the other possiblities!
Am I the ONLY normal person here? (pulls out flute and starts playing)
(talking to Chase) Is your hair natural?
(touches hair) Uh... yeah.
I don't believe it.
Listen, I told Chase about me and you.
What? I thought we decided we should keep it a secret.
I know, but he's my friend. You mad?
No. I hate that I have to keep lying to Lola and Quinn.
Yeah, we shouldn't have to keep secrets from our friends.
I know, it's just Chemistry.
Yeah, chemistry, which we have together.
(comes out of bush) Alright! I've heard enough!
Chase!
Chase! What were you doing in that bush?!
Hearing everything!
Look, I wanted to tell you, but I was embarrassed!
You should be embarrassed! I mean, LOGAN!
Yeah, but he's taught me so much.
Oh, God!
It's true. I mean, he really knows the stuff.
(stomps off) Oh! Oh! Ugh! Oh, God!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
