(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car)
I can't go camping, leave me alone.
Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping?
I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me.
(The kids all moan)
So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right?
KKids
Right, makes sense, yea.
Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother.
No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her.
I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something.
MichaelOkay, so then what happened?
He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this.
(Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car)
You can't just leave us here at PCA.
(Coco starts driving away and crying)
What are we supposed to do?
(Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.)
Okay, but hurry, because I bet the guys are freaking out.
Michael
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
Michael
We're under dorm arrest! If my grandma hears my name in the same sentence with the word "arrest", that lady's gonna back up over me with her pick-up truck. And she's got big old tractor tires on that thing! How come you're so calm about this?
Because, I'm rich and innocent. I'm also great looking, but that's just gravy.
[After Dustin plays Logan's voicemail for Zoey, James, and Michael]
Michael
Oh my God.
Who talks to a kid like that?
[angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?!
Michael
No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards.
I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it]
I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online]
(Logan rides past Quinn sitting on a bench and crying so he turns his Jet-X around and parks it by the bench)
Nothing, Logan. Just keep riding.
Have you been crying? What's wrong?
Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped...(Quinn has a hurt look on her face)...Broken up with.
Why did he dump...(Quinn looks hurt)...break up with you?
'Cuz he fell for Brooke Margolin.
Oh, she's hot...(Quinn gives him a "Why would you say that?" look)...hot-ish.
(Quinn rolls her eyes and it transitions to Michael and the horse)
Michael
(to the horse) You gotta quit following me around. (walks ahead then horse neighs) This is a school. You are not enrolled in it. Now, please, just go on home. (starts to walk away but horse follows) Will you stop following me around everywhere? Look, I'm not your owner and I'm not your friend. There, I said it.
(Zoey runs up to them, looking worried and running late)
Michael
What?
Michael
It's back in my dorm.
Michael
What's the problem?
I laid down in the lounge to take a 5 minute nap, which turned into a 45 minute nap, and if I don't get to class in...(checks her phone for the time)...four minutes, Mr. Thatcher's gonna give me a zero and ruin my life.
Michael
Well, uh...(looks at the horse)...I'll get you there...(jumps on horse)...give me your hand.
Where did you get a horse?
Michael
No time for questions. Give me your hand. (Zoey reaches out to Michael, who gets her up on the horse. They ride off for class)
(Transitions back to Quinn and Logan on the bench)
I mean, I guess I can't be mad at Mark.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.
Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.
I don't hate him, I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.
I don't know, I mean, we all know you're weird...(Quinn looks away slightly insulted)...but you're smart, pretty, and you're kinda fun.
Sure, and why are you dressed like that?
I was trying to compete with Brooke.
(Logan puts on Quinn's glasses)
(they kiss until Zoey and Michael ride past on the horse)
(they slide away to opposite ends of the bench and avoid looking at each other, and then the scene transitions again)
Michael
That's just it?!
Michael
So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here?
He wouldn't even listen to us.
He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.
Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!
Michael
AND Del Figgalo!
Well, Mark probably deserved it.
But he was your boyfriend.
Well, he's not anymore! [Zoey and James look at each other confused, and Quinn glares at him] Well, he's not.
Michael
I'm outraged! Out-raged!
Now calm down. Have a capucchino.
Is it wrong to be in love with a crabcake?
Michael
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?
Algae and fungus and worms?
Michael
Oh my!
[Lola and Logan put their crabcake down]
MMaurice
Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.
MMaurice
Oh, get out of my sight.
Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?
MMaurice
I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.
MMaurice
[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.
[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]
CCarl
[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?
MMaurice
The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.
CCarl
Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]
[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]
Sir, what's the problem here?
MMaurice
Mind your own business.
Don't talk to him like that.
Michael
And let her go.
MMaurice
Oh. Is she a friend of yours?
Michael
That's right.
MMaurice
Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.
Do you know who my father is?
MMaurice
You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.
[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]
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