Michael Barret quotes from Zoey 101

Lola

What is that?

Dean Rivers

(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!

Michael

(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.

Quinn

Is that coffee?

Zoey

It looks like coffee!

Michael

It smells like coffee!

Logan

I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!

I hate seeing you this upset!

Michael

I'm not upset! I'm happy.

Why?

Michael

Because...Lola made Logan's earlobe bleed. I enjoy that.

Michael

(grabs Logan by the shirt) You told everybody that I'm afraid of roller coasters!

Logan

Uh, James, I think he's about to kill me. Little help?

James

Hang on, I'm organizing this playlist.

Remember when I wore the wedding dress and scared the snot out of you?

Michael

YES. I do. (Coco's cousin laughs menacingly) Thank you. That's very nice.

Mark

He made me drive his stick-shift!

Michael

Aw, he graped when he shoulda tuna-ed!

Michael

I know! (Turns around to face Chase) Chase, she talks perfectly now! (Double takes) CHASE!

Chase

MICHAEL!

Lola

Did we miss anything good?

Michael

Naaah, you didn't miss much.

Chase

Nothing important.

Lola

Oh, good, 'cause.... CHASE! (Lola hugs Chase)

Chase

Give me some love!

Michael

Let me give you some love!