(Coco is crying really loud and putting suitcases into the back of her car)
Um, Coco?
I can't go camping, leave me alone.
Okay, what do you mean you can't go camping?
What's the problem?
I thought Carl, my boyfriend, might be cheating on me.
(The kids all moan)
So I went to his house and I climbed up the tree in his front yard to wait for him to come home, right?
Right, makes sense, yea.
Then I thought he was gonna bring home another girl, which he did, but it was his mother.
Okay, well, that's good.
No, because the branch I was sitting on broke and I fell on her.
Oh my God!
Is she hurt?
I don't know, Carl says she has a fractured neck or something.
Okay, so then what happened?
He called me a lunatic, then broke up with me, so now I have to drive to Frezno and fix this.
(Coco continues crying and gets in the front seat of her car)
You can't just leave us here at PCA.
It's semester break!
(Coco starts driving away and crying)
Wait!
What are we supposed to do?
(Coco drives away and her suitcase falls out of the back of her car spilling underwear and ravioli all over the road.)
