But I just got a new mug!
Then fill it with chowder!
Chowder?
“Coffee Cart Ban” · Season 4
In this episode: Quinn Pensky (5), Zoey Brooks (4), Logan Reese (4), Dean Rivers (4), Michael Barret (3), Lola Martinez (3)
Dang it!
Who says dang it?
People who grew up in the South?
Everyone! (Everyone in Zoey's dorm looks) We're about to get busted!
(People look worried and shocked)
Well, don't just stand there!
Hide everything!
(Everyone starts hiding everything)
I told you not to buy those cheap cups! (holds up a cardboard box that says "Kups") Don't buy cups with a "K"!
They're quality cups!
Look around!
Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.
Who asked you?
You just did.
Don't twist my words. When I ban something from this campus, it's banned! For you, for me, for everyone! [looks at Quinn's laser gun] And what is this thing? [picks it up]
I wouldn't touch that.
I am the dean of this... (accidentally shoots a laser at his cupboard that destroys it)
(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)
What is that?
(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!
(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.
Is that coffee?
It looks like coffee!
It smells like coffee!
I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!
You're not gonna charge me, are you baby?
Yes I am.
But, we're, boyfriend and girlfriend.
I know but, business is business.
Stop zapping Logan!
I am flabbergasted, flabbergasted! Do you understand me?
(Everyone nods their heads "yes", except Logan who shakes his head "no" )
What don't you understand, Logan?
What flabbergasted means...
It means I am shocked and outraged that you kids would defy PCA rules and run two illegal coffee shops right under my nose! I banned the coffee shops for a reason, and I expect my rules to be respected! Well, what do you have to say? (Everyone looks at Zoey)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.