Just thought I'd invite you to come shoot some pool with me and Lola! ...But she's awful.
I heard that.
But she's got some really good hearing!
“Dinner For Two Many” · Season 4
In this episode: Michael Barret (3), Lola Martinez (3), Quinn Pensky (2), Zoey Brooks (1), Logan Reese (1), Coco (1), James Garrett (1)
Is it wrong to be in love with a crabcake?
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?
Algae and fungus and worms?
Oh my!
[Lola and Logan put their crabcake down]
MMaurice
Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what "banned" means.
Maurice, listen--
MMaurice
Oh, get out of my sight.
Wait. Why are you in the women's restroom?
He likes the lollipops.
MMaurice
I want you and your little chicky friends outta here.
You can't throw us out!
Yeah. Look, Maurice--
MMaurice
[removes the girls from the women's restroom] Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around. There's the exit. Move. Move, ladies. Ladies. Must I call security on you? Out of my bathroom. Out of my restaurant.
[Quinn, Lola, Coco and Maurice argue as Coco whimpers]
What's going on?
I don't know.
Quit pushing us!
We are citizens!
Carl, help!
CCarl
[gets up from his seat and stops Maurice] Hey! Hey! What's the deal, buddy?
MMaurice
The deal is get out unless you want me to call the police.
Make him let go of me.
CCarl
Sorry, baby. I'm on parole. [takes his food from the table and leaves the restaurant]
[starts to cry]
[Zoey, James, Logan and Michael get up from their seats and confront Maurice]
Sir, what's the problem here?
MMaurice
Mind your own business.
Don't talk to him like that.
And let her go.
MMaurice
Oh. Is she a friend of yours?
That's right.
MMaurice
Then all of you out of here! [the people at Vacarro get up from their seats and start to argue as the rest of the gang do the same when Maurice tries to throw Coco out of the restaurant] Come on, Coco. Get out, Get out, Get out, Coco.
Do you know who my father is?
MMaurice
You're never coming in here again. Banned, Coco. Banned.
MMan
Freaks!
[while everyone argue, Lola takes a carrot, eats it and smiles]
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