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325 quotes · page 2 of 22Welcome To PCA Season 1
Nicole: You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard!
Zoey: No, you're not.
Nicole: Okay.
Zoey: No, you're not.
Nicole: Okay.
Zoey: You play sports?
Nicole: Is shopping a sport?
Zoey: No.
Nicole: Then, no.
Nicole: Is shopping a sport?
Zoey: No.
Nicole: Then, no.
New Roomies Season 1
Zoey: Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!
Dana':Well
Nicole:Well
Dana':The perfect roomate has spoken
Zoey: I didn't say i was perfect
Dana: Good cause you annoy us too sometimes
Zoey: Yeah like how?
Dana: You always forget your key
Nicole: Yes
Zoey: So
Dana: So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key
Nicole: I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in
Nicole:Well
Dana':The perfect roomate has spoken
Zoey: I didn't say i was perfect
Dana: Good cause you annoy us too sometimes
Zoey: Yeah like how?
Dana: You always forget your key
Nicole: Yes
Zoey: So
Dana: So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key
Nicole: I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in
Zoey: Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!
Quinn: Aren't they the ones always fighting?
Quinn: Aren't they the ones always fighting?
Chase: Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .
Zoey: (laughs) I like fooseball.
Chase: Yeah, Fooseball's cool.
Zoey: (laughs) I like fooseball.
Chase: Yeah, Fooseball's cool.
Zoey: (to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?
Nicole: We have to be at class by 8!
Dana: Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!
Dana: Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!
Quinn: It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."
Zoey: Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!
Zoey: Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!
Zoey: Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."
Chase: "Quinnventions"?
Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions."
Chase: Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!
Chase: "Quinnventions"?
Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions."
Chase: Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!
Michael: 'Sup Chase?
Chase: Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Michael: Whose the rose for?
Chase: Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
Michael: That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
Chase: That's an idea!!
Chase: Look, don't tell Logan.
Chase: Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Michael: Whose the rose for?
Chase: Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
Michael: That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
Chase: That's an idea!!
Chase: Look, don't tell Logan.
Zoey: So, you want to see if my food is happy?
Quinn: Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
Chase: I'm frightened!
Quinn: Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
Chase: I'm frightened!
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