Vince quotes from Zoey 101

Vince

Just keep your mouth shut, because we'd hate to see you get hurt.

[as he hands students back their history tests] I'd like to congratulate you all on your tests, which I know weren't easy. Most of you did quite well.

Chase

[to Vince] Vince, listen. I want you to know I'm not gonna turn you in for cheating.

Vince

Cool.

Chase

If... You swear not to do it anymore.

Vince

I hear ya.

Chase

Good. So, no more cheating.

Vince

No, I'm just letting you know I hear ya. I'm still gonna cheat.

Logan

[whispering to Chase] Dude! Don't irritate Vince!

[as he gives Vince back his test] And it looks like we have a new MVP of this class. Vince Blake gets 100! [everyone cheers]

Stacey

Vince can do anything!

Nice work, Vince.

Vince

Hey, when Vince Blake does something, he always...

Chase

Vince cheated. [the whole class stares]

What did you say?

Chase

Vince stole the answers to the test. I saw him do it.

Vince

[laughs] That's a lie.

Chase, that's a very serious charge.

Chase

I know.

Well, unless you have some proof, I suggest...

Chase

He snuck in here at night and took pictures of the test with his cellphone. And I bet he wasn't smart enough to delete 'em. [Vince gives him a look]

Vince, may I see your cellphone?

Lola

So, what do we do now?

Vince

Follow the nerds!