Kazu quotes from Zoey 101

Chase

Hey, Kazu!

Kazu

You're late!

Chase

I'm 10 minutes early!

Kazu

No back sass!

Chase

Okay... just put the knife down!

Zoey

Hey, sushi's here!

Nicole

Thanks, Chase, we love the free sushi!

Chase

Look, girls, I don't know if I can keep hooking you up with all this free sushi. I think my boss is starting to get a little suspicious.

Zoey

Kazu?

Chase

Yeah, so listen, if anybody asks, just say...

Kazu

Aha! I knew it!

Chase

Kazu!

Kazu

You've been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!

Chase

Uh, no, no, that's... that's not true.

Kazu

Yes, it is! I'm going to tell the Dean. And then you will be... And then you will be...

Zoey

Quinn, next card!

Kazu

Expelled! You will be expelled!

Chase

Expelled?!

Kazu

You're going to prison!

Nicole

No!

Zoey

I'm sorry, I panicked!

Chase

He's out cold.

Zoey

Oh, no, now, we're all gonna get expelled!

Chase

No, nobody's getting expelled!

Nicole

But he's gonna wake up eventually and tell the Dean what happened!

Chase

Yes, that's why we have to get rid of him!

Zoey

Let's tie him up and shove him in the closet!

Chase

Right! Then, late tonight, when everyone's asleep, we hot wire his car, and put Kazu in the trunk!

Zoey

We'll drive him... to Mexico!

Logan

Did she say, "Mexico"?

Michael

Si!

Nicole

But what if the Dean finds out?

Zoey

She has a point.

Chase

Hey... he didn't see who hit him!

Zoey

Right! We'll blame it all on... on... Logan!

Logan

Me?!

Chase

Okay! We'll blame the whole thing on Logan! Stealing the sushi, knocking out Kazu, everything!

Logan

They're gonna blame everything on me!

Michael

I heard.

Zoey

Okay, quick, let's tie up Kazu and shove him in the closet.

Nicole

I got the duct tape!

Logan

I gotta do something!

Michael

Ok, you go get the Dean.

Logan

I'm not gonna let Chase and those crazy girls frame me.

Michael

You go get em, man.

Logan

Kazu, I can explain.

Kazu

So can I, you're fired! (chuckles) I feel like Donald Trump.

Logan

But, you got whacked in the head with a vase.

Kazu

What?

(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!

Kazu

Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!

Michael

Where's the fire alarm?

Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)

Lola

Fire!

Logan

Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)

Chase

Morning, Kazu.

Nicole

How bad was the fire?

Lola

You're going back to Japan?

Kazu

No, I'm from Birmingham.

Lola

Oh.