Zoey 101 Season 2 quotes

(About Logan's new sound system playing a loud video game)
Chase: Can you at least turn the volume down!
Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down! Eh!

Chase: Michael!
Logan: What's up?
Michael: My boys!
Logan: So, how was your summer, man?
Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!
Michael: Heh, yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair. Hey, did it get bushier?
Chase: It's possible.

Chase: Hey, Zoey! You look great!
Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) Did your hair get bushier?
Chase: I've heard that.

[Michael is testing Chase on the capitals of US States while Logan's entertainment system booms very loudly around them]
Michael: Alabama!
Chase: Uh... Capital would be Montgomery!
Michael: What?!
Chase: MONTGOMERY!!!
Michael: Right, OK... Tennessee!
Chase: Uh... Memphis!
Michael: No, Nashville!
Chase: What?!
Michael: NASHVILLE!!!
Chase: Who's Phil?!
Michael: Okay, I can't take this!

[Chase and Michael purposely blow the power in their room while Dustin is trying to win a video game]
Chase: Good night, Michael.
Michael: Sleep tight, Chase.
Logan: You guys are the worst.
Dustin: [crying] Soooooo close.

Michael: That's you?! (pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses) Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mr. Bender gives him a look) You were very handsome.

Lola: I doubt it. This shirt will always be hot.
Logan: Yeah, it will.
Lola: Try not to drool.

Chase: Whoa, Mr. Bender...you used to be a cheerleader?
Michael: Whoa. (all the students look at the book)
Mr. Bender: There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)

Mr. Bender: Lola, what'd you bring? [Lola acts like she is crying] Oh my gosh, what's...the matter? What's wrong?
Lola: You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project!
Mr. Bender: Why? You didn't pick an item?
Lola: No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more]
Mr. Bender: Oh my gosh; I'm so sorry!
Lola: My dad tells me I'm just like her! So, I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But...
Mr. Bender: But what?
Lola: I just can't! It's all I have left of her!
Mr. Bender: It's okay, it's okay...
Lola: I'm so sorry!
Mr. Bender: Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing.
Lola: Really?
Mr. Bender: Of course, of course. Don't worry, I'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment.
Lola: Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!

Nicole: Can't we eat sushi together in a closet?

Chase: Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say?!

Announcer: Chase Matthews wants to be your class president. But how well do you really know Chase Matthews? For example, do you know he eats out of garbage cans? Or that he shaves his legs? Or that he picks on little girls? Is this the kind of guy you want for class president? No! On Tuesday, vote Zoey Brooks for class president. She's awesome!

Zoey: (angrily) You're unbelievable!
Logan: Thank you.

Chase: Zoey?
Zoey: Don't "Zoey" me.

Lola: Give us back our foosball ball!
Zoey: Wouldn't you just call it a foosball?
Lola: No, foosball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a foosball ball.
Zoey: Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...
Chase: I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a foosball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.
Lola: Well.