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108 quotes · page 1 of 8Surprise Season 3
Michael: Did you tell Zoey yet?
Chase: Not yet.
Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her?
Chase: Soon.
Michael: You better.
Chase: I'm gonna tell her.
Logan: Tell who what?
Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
Chase: Not yet.
Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her?
Chase: Soon.
Michael: You better.
Chase: I'm gonna tell her.
Logan: Tell who what?
Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
Chase: We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!
Logan: No!
Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
Logan: No!
Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
Chase: What's up with all the items?
Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
Chase: I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!
Zoey: Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.
Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
Zoey: No nuclear experiments...
Lola: No genetic mutations...
Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]
Lola: And...no that!
Zoey: Whatever that is...
Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
Zoey: No nuclear experiments...
Lola: No genetic mutations...
Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]
Lola: And...no that!
Zoey: Whatever that is...
Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
Dustin: (breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!
Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin?
Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin?
Zoey: In love with me?! Chase?!
Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
Lola: Ginny, come here!
Ginny: What's up?
Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
Ginny: Chase...
Lola: Thanks for playing!
Ginny: What's up?
Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
Ginny: Chase...
Lola: Thanks for playing!
Chase: Timeout!
Logan: What?!
Chase: I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!
Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the-
Chase: ROCK!
Logan: What?!
Chase: I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!
Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the-
Chase: ROCK!
Chase: May I suggest something please?
Michael and Logan: What?
Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
Michael: I guess so.
Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself)
Michael and Logan: What?
Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
Michael: I guess so.
Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself)
Chase's Girlfriend Season 3
Michael: (to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the...
Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there. (walks away)
Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there. (walks away)
Quinn: She threatened you? Oh, that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing) I'll be back in ten minutes!
Zoey: No, no, no! Just put that down.
Lola: Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?
Zoey: I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!
Lola: That's so nervy!
Zoey: I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the laser gun thing) Put it down!
Zoey: No, no, no! Just put that down.
Lola: Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?
Zoey: I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!
Lola: That's so nervy!
Zoey: I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the laser gun thing) Put it down!
Quinn: (about Rebecca) I don't like her!
Lola: What's to like?
Zoey: You guys don't even know her.
Quinn: We don't have to know her.
Lola: You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.
Lola: What's to like?
Zoey: You guys don't even know her.
Quinn: We don't have to know her.
Lola: You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.
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