Sariya quotes from You Can't Do That on Television

Y'know, Chris, I know that when I was going to high school, none of the girls was as pretty as Sariya here.

Oh, but Lance, you and I were in high school together, dear.

Yeah, that's right.

You know, Sariya, back in those days, all the girls talked about Chris's father. They couldn't believe any boy had so many zits or such bad breath. The only reason I went out with him is because I felt sorry for him... well, I lost a bet.

Mrs. Prevert, I can't believe you would say such a thing.

Really, dear?

That's the exact same reason why I agreed to go out with Chris! (She and Mom both stick their tongues out triumphantly at a chagrined Chris and Mr. Prevert.)

This'll teach us never to slime poor Ross again!

We will never be so horrible to Ross again!

We will never slime Mr. Ewich again!

Wait, wait, you guys what are we doing?

We must be crazy! (They all groan in pain)

I never knew I could paddle that hard. Boy, my kids are gonna hate me.

Before I sit down again, I need to cool my rear end in a bucket of water. [She gets drenched] Wrong end! [She bends over]

I can hardly wait to get slimed!

Oh, and what makes you so sure you're going to get slimed?

Well, it can't be you, Chris. You just got watered.

Not everyone can be cool, and I haven't been slimed in a long time! I don't know why!!!

Sure, Carlos, go ahead, be greedy. "Well, I don't know!"

We don't know!

Guess what... I don't know!

If being slimed is suddenly the cool thing to do, then I simply don't know what this could be except...

...the Introduction to the Opposites!

I got more than you.