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In 5 of the 355 quotes from You Can't Do That on Television
Most scenes with: Christian (3), Chris (2), Jill (2)
Scenes with Carlos 5
We've decided that during each link on this show, somebody is going to say those fateful words.
CCarlos
What magic words, Ross?
I d-... you know what words, Carlos. Now say them.
CCarlos
Me? Why should I say them? No way!
CCarlos
Ross, I don't know who you think you are, but...
[Carlos is slimed]
CCarlos
...but there is no way, I'm going to get green slimed.
[The other kids and Ross laugh]
[Opposite sketch. Everyone is paddling themselves.]
This'll teach us never to slime poor Ross again!
We will never be so horrible to Ross again!
We will never slime Mr. Ewich again!
[The screen quickly flips back.]
Wait, wait, you guys what are we doing?
CCarlos
We must be crazy! (They all groan in pain)
I never knew I could paddle that hard. Boy, my kids are gonna hate me.
Before I sit down again, I need to cool my rear end in a bucket of water. [She gets drenched] Wrong end! [She bends over]
I can hardly wait to get slimed!
Oh, and what makes you so sure you're going to get slimed?
Well, it can't be you, Chris. You just got watered.
[Jill is drenched]
CCarlos
Not everyone can be cool, and I haven't been slimed in a long time! I don't know why!!!
[Carlos is slimed]
Sure, Carlos, go ahead, be greedy. "Well, I don't know!"
[Jill is slimed]
CSChristian and Sariya
We don't know!
[Christian and Sariya are both slimed at once]
AAmyas
Guess what... I don't know!
[Amyas is slimed]
If being slimed is suddenly the cool thing to do, then I simply don't know what this could be except...
[Chris is slimed]
AKAll the Kids
...the Introduction to the Opposites!
[The end of the opposites. The kids are all still covered in slime from earlier, but they now look horrified.]
Oh, I must look really good now!
CCarlos
I can't believe we thought that being slimed was so cool! I don't know how we could have been so stupid! [he gets slimed again]
(angry) All right CLASS!! I figured out who wrote that on the blackboard! You didn't think I could did you? Well I did. Amy, you have an awful lot of nerve for a little girl. What you wrote was rude, vulgar and unacceptable! You will come up here and erase that from the blackboard! (Brings Amy to the blackboard to erase a giant "THAT") And another thing young lady, you will have a six month detention!
CCarlos
Someone just told the teacher that "that" is a four letter word.
Carlos, did I hear you using a four letter word?!
CCarlos
Nope. Nope. N-O-P-E. Nope.
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