(Mr. and Mrs. Prevert, Chris and Sariya are sitting around the dinner table eating.)
Y'know, Chris, I know that when I was going to high school, none of the girls was as pretty as Sariya here.
Oh, but Lance, you and I were in high school together, dear.
Yeah, that's right.
You know, Sariya, back in those days, all the girls talked about Chris's father. They couldn't believe any boy had so many zits or such bad breath. The only reason I went out with him is because I felt sorry for him... well, I lost a bet.
Mrs. Prevert, I can't believe you would say such a thing.
Really, dear?
That's the exact same reason why I agreed to go out with Chris! (She and Mom both stick their tongues out triumphantly at a chagrined Chris and Mr. Prevert.)
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