[Opposite sketch. Everyone is paddling themselves.]
This'll teach us never to slime poor Ross again!
We will never be so horrible to Ross again!
CChristian
We will never slime Mr. Ewich again!
[The screen quickly flips back.]
Wait, wait, you guys what are we doing?
We must be crazy! (They all groan in pain)
I never knew I could paddle that hard. Boy, my kids are gonna hate me.
Before I sit down again, I need to cool my rear end in a bucket of water. [She gets drenched] Wrong end! [She bends over]
I can hardly wait to get slimed!
Oh, and what makes you so sure you're going to get slimed?
Well, it can't be you, Chris. You just got watered.
[Jill is drenched]
Not everyone can be cool, and I haven't been slimed in a long time! I don't know why!!!
[Carlos is slimed]
Sure, Carlos, go ahead, be greedy. "Well, I don't know!"
[Jill is slimed]
CSChristian and Sariya
We don't know!
[Christian and Sariya are both slimed at once]
AAmyas
Guess what... I don't know!
[Amyas is slimed]
If being slimed is suddenly the cool thing to do, then I simply don't know what this could be except...
[Chris is slimed]
AKAll the Kids
...the Introduction to the Opposites!
[Opposite skit, Mr. and Mrs. Prevert come into Christian's bedroom with presents, breakfast in bed and a TV.]
Happy Children's Day Christian.
CChristian
Wow, breakfast in bed?
Yes, and we have some presents for you. Don't we Lance?
Children's Day is our day to show our appreciation for kids.
CChristian
Oh thanks mom. Thanks dad.
Hey, what's on the TV? No work today! Nothing but fun, fun fun fun!
[The screen flips over, ending the opposites]
Well I'm glad that's over. Let's get this out of here. (takes the TV away as Mrs. Prevert takes away the presents.) Now, you are going to clean my car. You are going to paint the house, put out the garbage, scrub the cess pool and then go to school.
CChristian
What's so wrong about having a Kids Day anyway? I mean, there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day. There's even a Groundhog's Day!
Christian, every day is Children's Day and you're spoiled enough as it is!
CChristian
Oh, that's what you're always trying to tell--
(dumps the cereal on Christian's head) There.
Dump it! (dumps the rest of the breakfast on Christian.) Now you lazy little slob, clean up that mess! (he and Mrs. Prevert leave)
(angry) All right CLASS!! I figured out who wrote that on the blackboard! You didn't think I could did you? Well I did. Amy, you have an awful lot of nerve for a little girl. What you wrote was rude, vulgar and unacceptable! You will come up here and erase that from the blackboard! (Brings Amy to the blackboard to erase a giant "THAT") And another thing young lady, you will have a six month detention!
CChristian
Carlos, what's going on?
Someone just told the teacher that "that" is a four letter word.
Carlos, did I hear you using a four letter word?!
Nope. Nope. N-O-P-E. Nope.
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