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In 3 of the 355 quotes from You Can't Do That on Television
Most scenes with: Carlos (2)
Scenes with Jill 3
I can hardly wait to get slimed!
Oh, and what makes you so sure you're going to get slimed?
JJill
Well, it can't be you, Chris. You just got watered.
[Jill is drenched]
Not everyone can be cool, and I haven't been slimed in a long time! I don't know why!!!
[Carlos is slimed]
JJill
Sure, Carlos, go ahead, be greedy. "Well, I don't know!"
[Jill is slimed]
CSChristian and Sariya
We don't know!
[Christian and Sariya are both slimed at once]
AAmyas
Guess what... I don't know!
[Amyas is slimed]
If being slimed is suddenly the cool thing to do, then I simply don't know what this could be except...
[Chris is slimed]
AKAll the Kids
...the Introduction to the Opposites!
[The end of the opposites. The kids are all still covered in slime from earlier, but they now look horrified.]
JJill
Oh, I must look really good now!
I can't believe we thought that being slimed was so cool! I don't know how we could have been so stupid! [he gets slimed again]
You know, Jill, I think it was very nice and generous of the audience to give you all those tomatoes tonight, dear.
JJill
[hiding in the back seat] Mother, they didn't GIVE me the tomatoes, they THREW them at me! [sits up to reveal that she is covered with squashed tomatoes]
JJill
They didn't like my solo. Mother, everyone thinks I'm a failure, don't you understand?!
Jill, Jill, that is not true, not everybody threw somethin' at you. The Wildermeyers were there...
They never tossed nothin'.
[A car pulls up next to the Preverts'.]
They just pulled up to the stoplight! Hey Wildermeyer, over here! Yeah! How ya doin'? Yeah, we need a little confidence buildin'. My daughter Jill wants to know, what did ya think of her song?
[The Wildermeyers throw more tomatoes at Jill from off screen.]
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