We're going to Australia! Yes!
Australia, home to the unique Sydney Opera House, Ayers Rock, and disturbingly cute koalas.
All S7
S7 E13Shawshank Ridonc-Tion
The purple was too friendly. The black screams, "Get out of our way!"
And wash us with similar colors.
Attention, teams. This is a boomerang. Find one attached to your travel tip and you can use it at the next Don box to send another team back to repeat the last challenge.
I want one!
[reading the tip] "Stop in at Geelong maximum security."
Geelong Prison closed in 1991. But during its 146 years of operation, it was the most brutal and violent lockup on Earth. Now it's an extreme travel hot spot! As teams arrive, they'll be throw into cells. Each cell is equipped with four methods of escape: tunnels, trap doors, hidden tools, or bars. Once they break out of their cell, they're free to make their way to today's final Don box, here on the Barwon river. Boomerangs can only be used here. After they pass this point, the boomerang expires. And, as a special bonus treat…
[reading] "First team to today's Chill Zone gets to make a phone call home." Cool, we can call Mom.
Or better yet, order a pizza. [Junior points to the camera; clears throat] Eh, b-but of course, you know, I'm joking.
EEmma
Number one or number two?
Two! But it had the consistency of…
SStepbrothers
[farther up ahead] Number one!
Hey, once you're up there, if you double-cross us, I'll make you pay.
Pfft. You don't scare me.
[pulls him down and grabs him by the collar; threateningly] I'll break your limbs, tie you into a knot, and throw you off a cliff.
Okay, that actually does scare me.
[As the Best Friends are first to reach the Chill Zone, Devin calls Shelley, who she then dumps him, leaving him heartbroken and upset]
Shelley? Oh. Thanks, Ashton. Ashton's her tennis instructor, he's just getting her now. Shelley! Hi! It's me, Devin. I miss you so much… Whoa, whoa, what? No! We never broke up. Y-You're dating who?! Ashton?! No! Please, Shelley, don't! Wait! [Shelley hangs up and Don takes the phone away from him] No, no, I need to call her back!
Sorry, one phone call only. So, how's the girlfriend?
[devastated] She's dumped me… for her tennis instructor! [starts sobbing hysterically]
Whoa, the tennis instructor? That never happens.
Maybe I should tell him now? Or, I'll wait for him to stop sobbing.
S7 E14Down and Outback
Let’s save this farm, Whoohoo!
Ah, yeah.
[teams step on cabbages]
Aw!
Here, albino, bino, bino! Don’t worry, bud, well get those rabbits.
Lapin! [gets attacked] Aaah! A little help?
Not now, I’m busy clearing. [MacArthur stares at her] They boomeranged us.
We boomeranged them.
I want revenge!
[Don congratulating Josee and Jacques on skill and good sportsmanship]
IDIce Dancers
What?
Kidding. Your win is highly suspect. I just don't care enough to look into it.
One day, Rock's mom will kill him.
[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. Don even remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers also got eliminated]
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!
WHAT?!
Aw, man. Drag.
[The Stepbrothers both laugh]
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?
Because I forgot, obviously.
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.
We just lost.
Oh, yeah, right.
I really coulda use the million.
CChet
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?
RRockers
Yes!
Nice!
CChet
Sweet.
S7 E15Maori Or Less
Teams must climb a dangerously steep path to this train station, then take an historic ride through New Zealand's lush mountains all the way up to Decision Junction, where their next tips are waiting.
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.
Ah, puss buckets!
Language, Mister!
Reality TV Schmos… I mean Pros, i’m afraid you’re last, it’s time to go. Is what I would’ve said if this were an elimination round, but it isn’t. Congratulations, guys, you’re still in the game.
S7 E16Little Bull on the Prairie
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.
[gets the tip] Yes! Let's do this! I had a few um… minor outbursts in New Zealand.
Oh, you weren’t that bad.
Devinm Don't worry, the rage has left the Devin. I’m not angry at Shelly for dumping me anymore, infact, I want you back, baby, and I’ll do anything to prove it! I’ll climb to the top of the tree!
[Devin climbs all the way up into that tree]
And hello to stage three of breaking up, desperation. [Devin falls from a tree, Devin groans] Yeah, this is gonna be great.
Dude! We're going to a dude ranch!
And we are dudes!
We can't lose! It's an us ranch! [high-fives with Brody]
[Ryan gets the tip]
Dudes at a dude ranch, that's fair.
Maybe the next Challange, will be for something you're good at, like complaining.
[interview] I am not a complainer! How dare you call me that?! You never listen, and your short is so ugly it hirts my eyes.
Yeah, you don't complain at all.
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