You’ll have to get out there and patch her up ASAP.
You’re not gonna stop first?
Agh, new plan! [drives faster to crash into a red vehicle making the Ice Dancers scream in terror] BOOYA!
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S7 E16Little Bull on the Prairie
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Split Your Jeans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.
Whoa!
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.
[The Daters/Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.
[clears throat] Chicken.
What was that?
[interview] This place reminds me of my grandmother's farm house. I've spent a lot of summers there.
[reading the tip] It's a Random Botch. "Whoever isn't holding the tip, has to ride the mechanical bull."
There's a mechanical bull?!
The Bull Buster 3000, the most dangerous mechanical bull in the world.
A disgusting amount of pork and beans? FOR FREE?! WOHOOOO! [hogs it all for herself, Sanders tries to scoop some] Get your own pot!
[Cadets' interview]
Someone has a bit of a sharing problem.
You're right, and I forgive you.
[feeding Noah pork and beans] Here's the Choo-choo train! [continues eating]
EEmma
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?
[Kitty sighs]
While the rest of out teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke!
Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!
[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!
[Interview]
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.
SStepahnie
[pressing her hands on her stomach, trying to hold in her vomit] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]
[hears his stomach rumbling] Uh oh! Beaks are shifting! Haha… [forms a big fart as a window crashes]
[interview; impressed as Sanders wears a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?
There. I did it.
Excellent. Now, grab the tip.
Why don't you grab the tip?
[pained] I wish I could've taken the tip, and you'd be the one ridding the bull.
EEmma
That would make me feel terrible! This is the part where you pretend it’s possible!
It’s down to three teams in a race for failure of the day. [Dwayne goes over the Bull Buster 3000, Junior slaps his head, Jacques gets ready to ride the bull]
Ah! Ah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah-
[hugging his father as they're eliminated] Thanks for this, Dad. I really appreciate it.
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Probably for the best.
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.
S7 E17Lord of The Ring Toss
Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!
Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!
The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.
Second doesn't win a million bucks. We've only been first once because you keep dragging us down!
Me? You're the one that wouldn't eat any beans.
Whoa, whoa! Look who's playing the blame game!
[Best Friends' interview]
You know, the Goths really kicked butt in Alberta. Think we should try to form an alliance with them?
Alliances are just invitations to get stabbed in the back. You can never really know anyone. As soon as you think you do, wham! They rip your heart from your chest and they eat it.
Okay, so… is that a no?
[Goths' interview]
You were so friendly with the Besties. You practically smiled.
They're survivors, like us. I felt a kinship.
Do we try to form an alliance?
BBoth
No.
[The Daters/Haters and Surfer Dudes reach the Don box when they arrive in the Arctic Circle]
Oh, it's a Botch-or-Watch! I rode the bull in Alberta, so this one is you!
[reading] "Find a ring somewhere hidden in the snow and toss one onto a narwhal." Ah, narwhal, ha.
So what's a narwhal?
[after successfully tossing a ring onto a narwhal's tusk] Yes! I put us into first place!
Can we go now or do you want to stay and build a statue of yourself? [interview] Every time Ryan finally manages to do something right, the whole world has to drop everything so we can all celebrate his "major achievement."
You know what? You're a joy-vampire. You… [imitates blood-sucking] suck the joy right out of everything! If I had a time machine, I'd go back to our first date, and slap myself.
[interview] When did Devin get so… cool?
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