Crimson? Wow! Your skin is so flesh-colored.
I love your hair.
You're throwing a lot of positive emotions my way, and I don't know what to do with that.
All S7
S7 E11I Love Ridonc And Roll
Ennui: Step aside. We're here to rock.
We're allowed to fart? (Farts) Why didn't anyone tell me?! (Farting)
[The Adversity Twins got eliminated because they didn't make it to the Chill Zone before 11 remaining teams]
Twins, you've raced hard and overcame a lot of issues no one has ever heard of, but I'm sorry. You're out.
We gathered that. We didn't win, but I'm proud of us. Our doctor said we'd last a week, our physiotherapist said a day, our gym teacher just laughed and laughed.
S7 E12My Way Or Zimbabwe
[reading the tip] "Go to Helsinki Airport and catch the next flight to Zimbabwe?"
Located in southwestern Africa, Zimbabwe has stunning flora, exotic fauna, and majestic scenery. Once teams land, they have to drive here… to Victoria Falls, which is nearly twice the height of Niagara Falls. Hear that, North America? Your waterfalls are getting owned!
Taxi! Taxi!
I can do this without your help.
Can you really?
[Daters'/Haters' interview]
There isn't much we agree on anymore.
I agree with that.
Pfft, yeah, right. You're just trying to make me look dumb.
Jacques is mad at me.
I'd like an apology.
Why should I apologize? Obviously, I didn't know it was bad luck when I took it from the island. Ugh!
Apology accepted.
Thank you.
Africa. Wowzers! I've always wanted to go on a safari.
Yeah, this is seriously cool. I just wanna get up and see if--
Ah, ah, ah, you stay on that keister mister. Seats are for sitting.
[Father and Son's interview]
My dad still treats me like I'm 5. But I'm practically a man. Check out my chest hair.
Where?
Right there! I-I mean, it's blonde, so, you know, it's hard to see in this light.
Uh huh.
It's there, trust me! [walks away angrily]
[chuckles] Kids.
I am not a kid!
[The Daters/Haters try to drive pass the Police Cadets but they keep blocking their way]
Why aren't you two making out anymore, huh? Got tired of the… [makes kissing noises]
Okay, that's really distracting. Just sit there and navigate.
It's a little something I like to call strategy.
You drive like a chicken-headed little girl! [imitates chicken noises]
[opens the door] You need to fly this thing faster!
PPilot
You’re not allowed in here!
Uh, do you know who we are?
PPilot
Aren’t you those figure skaters who lost the gold at the Olympics?
JUST FLY FASTER!
Get in the boat.
Let me finish my apple.
Get…in…THE BOAT!
You wouldn't.
[humming a tune while laying back as another raft bumps in from behind, thinking it's his dad] I knew you were going to catch up-- [realizes it's the Daters/Haters instead] Oh. Uh, hey.
What's up, kid? Where's your dad?
We got separated. And the family rule is, if you get separated, go to your destination. Uh, do you mind if I tag along?
Oh-ho-ho. You don't wanna get in this boat. Stephanie might hit you with an oar and shove you off a cliff!
Are you still talking about that? "Ryan, Ryan, Ryan!" Get over it.
How did you guys manage to get a selfie? [Stephanie tosses him their camera] Wow. That's impressive.
Ha! You hear that? Impressive!
He doesn't know any better. He's just a child.
Actually, I've got a chest hair, so…
So he's already more of a man than you, Ryan.
While most of the other teams have already started the rhino challenge, our last place Ice Dancers have finally landed in Africa.
Out of our way, sky waitress! We're in a race!
[Meanwhile…]
Well, I only boss you around because you have no leadership skills, guts, or common sense.
So, uh, thanks for the lift.
Please, I saved us from elimination way more often than you have.
Uh, but I should go…
Are you insane?!
I must be. I was dating you!
Maybe find my dad…
Why do you have to remind me? I'd already blocked that out!
Anyway, you're not listening, so… [runs off alone leaving the Haters to continue their argument] Good luck… With everything. I don't like to judge, but those two probably shouldn't have kids.
Photos check out. 1st place to the Police Cadets, 2nd to the Surfer Dudes! [both teams cheer; inspects the photos; to Geoff] Geoff, one question: How do you keep your hat on while plunging over the world's highest falls?
[interview] White Stallion Glue. Will hold, mold, and won't cost you gold.
JJJacques and Josee
[run and scream in terror]
I love rhinos! I love rhinos!
Junior! Oh, Buddy am I happy to see you. I’m sorry we didn’t finish the challenge, pal, but I- I couldn’t take pictures. I just have to find you!
Who said we didn’t finish?
10th place.
JJJacques and Josee
Rhinos are my friend!
So proud of you. Now, we just need to make sure your mom never sees this episode, ever.
Alright, dad. That’s enough.
[pants] And stay down.
Jacques and Josee!
We know.
11th, last, eliminated!
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