Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7
[reading the tip] Aw, sweet! Looks like we're going to Paris!
[gasps in surprise; excitedly] Oh yeah?
Paris, France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffee's and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe. [Cut to him standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower] Once in Paris, teams must make their way here, to the Eiffel Tower and find their next tip.
We walked our camel through the desert yesterday instead of riding him, so that way he can stay hydrated.
And today, we're pedaling our moped so we don't use its fuel. [gasps in realization] I wish there was a way we could give this moped to our camel, right?
[The Ice Dancers are the first to reach the Eiffel Tower]
Gold medal, whoo! [yells in fear as the Police Cadets crash into them from behind]
Nailed it! [gets a tip from the Don box] Huh. It's a Botch or Watch.
In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't eat the stew in Morocco must draw a caricature of their partner. When this local French artiste approves of the drawing, they'll receive their next tip.
[as the local artiste rejects their caricature] What do you mean "no?" She got an "A" in art last semester. [the artiste shows him the caricature of him laying down with a six-pack] Oh, I see! It's too realistic.
[Carrie blushes in embarrassment, not knowing what came over her]
Emma's always been the serious one, but ever since her boyfriend, Jake, broke up with her two years ago, she's been super-
[covers her sister's mouth] Fine. I've been super fine.
This place could be an amusement park or a camp for kids.
Well, if it isn't the smiling silvertons.
[kicks the cheese out the way, revealing the next tip, in sign form] I hate silver!
[reading] "Take your cheese and sail away to where Mona Lisa's on display."
The Louvre!
The Louvre-- home to many paintings I was asked to stop touching.
Bye! You stink worse than this cheese float!
Too bad you forgot your oars!
Darn it!
Jacques, you were supposed to get the oars!
The thought of coming last made us realize that we needed to step up our game.
Yeah, we were super charged up.
[as the Vegans pedal past him and Pete; surprised] How is that possible? We're athletes. They eat bird seeds and dust!
[The Vegans are then seen eating bird seeds and dust during their interview]
Pass the bird seeds.
You want some dust on that?
[Although it initially seemed like they tied with the Reality TV Pros, the Tennis Rivals got eliminated after Don pointed out that Gerry's foot wasn't fully on the carpet of the Chill Zone]
Reality TV Pros, your penalty is up!
[The TV Pros and Tennis Rivals jump into the Chill Zone carpet at the same time]
It's a tie! We all stay!
Not quite. I'm afraid you're going home.
What? Why?!
Your foot wasn't completely on the carpet, it was just out.
Yesterday's Chill Zone was the Louvre, which is today's starting point. Teams will start in the order they finished, which means Cadets are-- [The Ice Dancers walk up instead of the Police Cadets; halts them] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yesterday's winners go first, icecapades.
Yeah, relax, silver streak!
Wait your turn!
[takes a tip from the Don box] "Take the train to Calanque de Maubois on the Mediterranean coast, and search the station for your next travel tip." Let's go!
[voiceover, a map displays the northern part of France with Paris indicated by the Eiffel Tower, a dotted line travels to the southern part of France] Teams must take the train south to Calanque de Maubois. Calanque de Maubois skirts the Mediterranean south of France with sand so fine you WANT it to get in your shorts. The Red Cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot. (Cut to the beach; in a speedo) Did I mention that the beaches are awesome? Because they ARE. [A crab pulls on his speedo and releases it; yelps in pain]
Whoo, fun!
Stop it. [Kitty followers her, cuts to a mime gets carried by a wind while his hat blew off by a going taxi]
I took the subway, he took a taxi.
Can you tell Lorenzo that the time he wasn't with me was the best part of the trip so far?
What?! Please tell Chet, that before he was in my life was the best part of my life so far!
[grabs a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. Whose turn is it?
Yours. What's the challenge?
[reading] "Who Wants to Swim With…" [gasps in horror] SHARKS?!
In this Botch or Watch challenge, whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the Mediterranean, and retrieve a travel tip from the dorsal fin of a great white sh- [screams as a shark pops out from the water; shaking his fist] Uh… Try that again, and you'll get a taste of this! Huh? Wanna dance with the widow-maker?
"Note: Eaten teammates will result in disqualification." Wow, they really thought of everything.
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