Jay quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Jay

[interview] Salt water helps Mickey's eczema. Sometimes it gets so bad, his knees look like armadillos.

Don

[as the Ice Dancers approach the Chill Zone] Welcome to the Chill Zone. You've come in 3rd, again. [Jacques and Josee gasp in shock] Kidding! The twins got here way before you.

Jay

Me and Mickey took one of the non-gold cabs. They're a lot faster.

Jacques

You mean we're… 4TH?! We didn't make the podium at all?!

Don

What podium? There is no podium.

Josee

There is always a podium!

Don

Twins, you've raced hard and overcame a lot of issues no one has ever heard of, but I'm sorry. You're out.

Jay

We gathered that. We didn't win, but I'm proud of us. Our doctor said we'd last a week, our physiotherapist said a day, our gym teacher just laughed and laughed.