Ennui quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Ennui

This place could be an amusement park or a camp for kids.

Ennui

Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]

Ennui

[interview] When did Devin get so… cool?

Ennui

I'm so excited. 1st place. Wow. I could pee myself.

Crimson

[briefly looks down] You just did.

Don

Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line. And yesterday's winners, the Goths are first to get a travel tip.

Ennui

[getting a tip] Huh. (We're flying to) Brazil.

Don

Sunny, sunny Brazil! Home to bossa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me awake at night. Teams will travel here on these chartered planes. The first eight teams take a direct flight, the last seven will arrive two hours later, 'cause they're on the milk run. [Animals sounds are heard from the second plane] Literally.

Ennui

[getting a tip from the ant mitt and his hand bitten] Ow.

Crimson

Don't be so dramatic.

Crimson

[in her all-pitched-black Carnival costume] Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.

Ennui

Yeah.

Crimson

Why do I have this strange feeling?

Ennui

I fear it might be… happiness.

Crimson

Okay, Dracula was the first goth ever. He was our king. To be here is… I just… I can't. I'm so…

Ennui

Hey, that was close. You almost got color in your face.

Ennui

[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?

Crimson

I see the similarities.

Ennui

Stop. You'll make me blush.

Don

Carrie, Devin, congrats, you're in 2nd place! Jacques, Josee, you've come in… 3rd.

Josee

No, not again! Bronze, it's the worst medal. The road of shame is paved with bronze. (Jacques Crying)

Ennui

[as Crimson makes her Hawaiian grass skirt all dark black] She only wears black. Even if it's grass, it must be dark grass.

Ennui

My face!

Crimson

Don't look at me!

Ennui

We've only been dating for three years, so naturally, we've never seen each other un-gothed.

Crimson

I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore, but in a bad way.

Carrie

You know, the Goths really kicked butt in Alberta. Think we should try to form an alliance with them?

Devin

Alliances are just invitations to get stabbed in the back. You can never really know anyone. As soon as you think you do, wham! They rip your heart from your chest and they eat it.

Carrie

Okay, so… is that a no?

Crimson

You were so friendly with the Besties. You practically smiled.

Ennui

They're survivors, like us. I felt a kinship.

Crimson

Do we try to form an alliance?

No.

Ennui

That's it, drool.

Crimson

[interview] Loki doesn't know fear. [the dragon smells her and Ennui's deodorant, and runs away] Yes. Smell your defeat.

Josee

That is one B-A-D (bad) bunny.

Jacques

Well, that plan backfired. And much faster this time.

Crimson

Thanks. [notices Ennui looking upset] What's wrong?

Ennui

Nothing.

Crimson

But you look so emotional.

Ennui

Loki's gone. [interview] Once, Santa brought me a black kitten. I named him Toxic Mold. One day, he slipped out the door and never came back.

Crimson

No bunny gets left behind.